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The most hilarious toxic comments you've recieved

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  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited March 10

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  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited December 2018

    Laggy repost sorry

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  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited December 2018

    Oh my god I reposted 3 times :angry:

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  • TheHourManTheHourMan Member Posts: 645
    "Uninstall the game. Trash killer. You never committed to a chase and it made the match take forever"

    This was from a DS meg who kept sprint bursting to the killer shack when they were on their last gen, so I used overcharge to kick the gen and moved on to hit any survivors I could get my hands on. I did get 4k in that match too.
  • wildcats25wildcats25 Member Posts: 34

    not particularly "hilarious", but it's definitely salt
    to place it in context:

    • Killer, Freddy;
    • five gens complete;
    • this match is NOT SWF.

    I opened one exit gate (not sure about the other gate) and killer chased me back into the map.
    This is the one rare moment where I find the hatch.

    I didn't realize he/she was in a locker (with the intention of taking the hatch). Killer finds him/her with idling crows. I run out the exit gate to give him/her the hatch. He/She doesn't make it.

  • This comment wasn't directed at me, it was from one of my teammates to the killer, but it was still hilarious. A claudette on my team slow vaulted into a locker right in front of the killers face. In the post-game chat he accused the killer of hacking. I backed up the killer and he left a -rep on my steam profile. The best part is, i check his profile... 3 PAGES OF COMMENTS, ALL -REP.

  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited December 2018

    I just had someone write a 5 paragraph essay in post-game chat about why I'm a horrible person for face camping.
    When the exit gates were open. By a Rank 15.

    Yes mister Rank 15 please lecture me and your Rank 7 SWF allies on how I should've just left the hook while the rest of you teabagged me and clicked your flashlights from inside the exit gates.

    *Edit Same Laurie went to my screenshots (have profile comments set to friends only because I got tired of all the salty comments) and said _and I quote:_

    lol winter event and you play like a faggot

    your entire profile reeks of autism lmao dont expose urself like that

    How does one smell like a mental illness? Because I think "whoever smelt it dealt it" applies quite well to the guy with a picture of (controversial world leader) as their profile icon and proudly writes "all kiler mains r fagots and should kil selves xd" in their profile description.

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  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466

    Not really a salty comment but a really halarious moment: I just had someone ragequit against a farming Killer!
    I loaded into a match and there were only 3 Survivors. The Killer was Clown and after he hit someone with a bottle they instantly went down; Redhead's Pinky Finger. Oh joy.
    He downs someone twice and on the second time he Moris them. I automatically assume that it's an Ebony Mori because... well why would you run instadowns without an Ebony?
    The guy finds me and I loop him for awhile before he downs me. He picks me up and then stands still and lets me wiggle off his shoulders. I crouch in front of him and poke the belleh and he leads me to his Ruin, lets me pallet stun him, and then leaves. :)

    Here's the funny bit: He then found the Obession (D-Strike user) and downed them to get a Barbeque stack. As soon as he downed them they DCed. ;)
    The two of us laughed about it in post game chat. "Salty D-Strike user DCs against farming Killer LOL!" He only had an Ivory Mori and he said he had a Mori daily on Clown, and that the Green one was his only Mori which he didn't want to waste. The two of us gave eachother friendly goodbyes and wished eachother luck in future matches.
    Sucks to be that salty Nea lol.

  • PoweasPoweas Member Posts: 3,295

    @TigerKirby215 said:
    I didn't know if I should put this in Off Topic or General, but it felt appropriate to Off Topic.

    Anyways I just had a fairly toxic Dwight in a game on a map that my killer was shit on who teabagged me at every pallet I dropped and called me garbage in the end game and told me to uninstall. The next game I got into another lobby with him and I gave it my best shot with a killer who I had actually good perks and addons on. I got a 4k that game.
    In the post game chat Dwight (who was the first person sacrificed because he sprinted into the basement when I had someone hooked there like a dummy) wrote "if it isn't the shit killer again lol came back to be trash?" (As if I join his lobbies and not the other way around.)
    I asked him why he had to be so toxic and he told me "I like how you call me toxic even though I've done nothing to you."

    Teabagging constantly
    "if it isn't the shit killer again"
    "done nothing to you"

    I'm 99% sure I got this little creature in my lobby today. He called me names and insulted me just because after he got unhooked, I went for him since I couldn't find the other guy.

  • VietfoxVietfox Member Posts: 3,826

    "how do I turn up AI difficulty?"

    I gotta admit this made me laugh 😂
  • Dead_by_DavidDead_by_David Member Posts: 270

    The best I have received is "Fini à la pisse"

    Basically means they implied that I was conceived using urine because I spawned next to a ruin totem xD

  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited December 2018

    "ur actaly trash" "abuzng deep wounds to get downs LOL uninstal"
    So let me get this straight: I'm trash for using my Killer ability... to kill?

    *EDIT
    HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN BIZZARO WORLD.
    I JUST GOT FLAMED BY MY ALLIES FOR FARMING WITH A FARMING KILLER.
    THE KILLER [BAD WORD] HOOKS ME WHILE THEY'RE FARMING AND NO ONE COMES TO UNHOOK ME.
    AND THEN THEY FLAME ME FOR TRYING TO HEAL PEOPLE FOR MY DAILY.
    GET TOLD BY THE IMMERSED CLAUDETTE WITH D.STRIKE THAT THEY'RE HAPPY I DIED.
    THEY "LOOP" A FARMING KILLER (who's intentionally hitting walls and gens to show that they want to farm) FOR THE ENTIRE GAME AND THEN TEABAG AT THE EXIT GATES.

    WE'VE REACHED [BAD WORD] CHERNOBLE LEVELS OF TOXICITY.

    *Less Salty Edit
    Why is it always the Claudette who replies to me saying "let me heal you for daily I have we'll make it" with "fuk u kil urzelf (default fortnite dance)"

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  • Aari_Piggy66Aari_Piggy66 Member Posts: 771
    edited January 13
    Got a new one.
     Someone today told me 
    "Bet u chokd on myers 12in dick fag"
    In their sorta defence I did mori spam them until they almost bled to death after first hook.
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  • M4TUM4TU Member Posts: 2

    I had to leave a fellow survivor, because the killer chased me to the gates. Turns out the survivor i left behind was a streamer, and he proceeded to call me a toxic shithead and threatened to expose me to his twitch channel. Also in his steam bio, he says hes "the best streamer in the world" , so he also has a massive ego.

  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466

    @M4TU said:
    I had to leave a fellow survivor, because the killer chased me to the gates. Turns out the survivor i left behind was a streamer, and he proceeded to call me a toxic shithead and threatened to expose me to his twitch channel. Also in his steam bio, he says hes "the best streamer in the world" , so he also has a massive ego.

  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466

    Imagine getting triggered over an iCarly meme.

    I've been getting so many salty Survivor mains calling me a salty Killer main on Reddit about this image lol. The last time I made a joke about Borrowed Time and Sprint Burst being OP I was told that Balanced Landing and Adred were worse. Now people are complaining that I called Adred and Balanced Landing OP lol.

  • VietfoxVietfox Member Posts: 3,826

    @TigerKirby215 said:
    Imagine getting triggered over an iCarly meme.

    I've been getting so many salty Survivor mains calling me a salty Killer main on Reddit about this image lol. The last time I made a joke about Borrowed Time and Sprint Burst being OP I was told that Balanced Landing and Adred were worse. Now people are complaining that I called Adred and Balanced Landing OP lol.

    Some people don't have sense of humour AT ALL.

  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466

    "looks like we found the worst killer in dbd [BAD WORD] faggot lol"
    -Survivor holding my game hostage (Urban Evasioning around the map instead of leaving)

  • VietfoxVietfox Member Posts: 3,826

    "looks like we found the worst killer in dbd [BAD WORD] faggot lol"
    -Survivor holding my game hostage (Urban Evasioning around the map instead of leaving)

    I don't get what kind of fun they get by not leaving when everyone else did.
    I'll admit i've done it, but just because those killer hardcamped my teammates and constantly hit them while being hooked.
    I'm like: "you bet i'll be waiting for you at the exit gate, and i'll also make sure you see me t-bagging you"
  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466
    edited December 2018

    "dude stop [BAD WORD] lag switching"
    "every time you get into a chase people start teleporting across the goddamn map"
    "either stop cheating or stop using library wifi"

    "or u started pinging my modem lol"

    Because yes: the reason you lag whenever a chase starts is because the person you're chasing is lagging. Not like you're the server host or anything.
    Dedicated servers can't come fast enough. Perkless Nurse who can barely track an injured target gets a 4k because 2 people DCed and the other two teleported into her. I really wish this game worked like League and DOTA where you got messages saying that Behavior banned someone you reported for clearly cheating.

    ~
    *Edit
    Imagine calling the Killer a camper because 3 Survivors hook swarmed and they didn't leave the hook.
    Imagine accusing the killer of tunneling when 1 person doesn't have Self Care and the Killer has Bloodhound.
    Imagine calling the killer trash when you all died because you kept wasting pallets and then running away from them instead of trying to loop.

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  • TigerKirby215TigerKirby215 Member Posts: 466

    "lmfao feng so salty DC when moried it's only game 4head" - Huntress who spams the mori animation on me until someone with an anti-hemorrhage syringe comes and instaheals me because I looped her for 3 gens worth of progress

  • The_TrapperThe_Trapper Member Posts: 136

    "Killer, do you speak English?"
    "Yes."
    "Then you will understand when I call you a [BAD WORD]."

    Made my day.

  • Luc_iusLuc_ius Member Posts: 154

    @MannyBot said:
    Alright so I have two "favorites"

    The first was I hooked a Dweight, and his buddies decided to stick around. Everyone was downed in a matter of seconds and all four sacrificed. I get to the end game and of course ever single person was calling me a camper.

    "I saw you all huddled right next to Dweight as I hooked him what did you expect me to do? Ignore you all and run to the other side of the map?" - Me
    "Yeah that's exactly what you should do, stop being a toxic a$$ed little camper." - One of the Megs

    In all honesty I had a good laugh at that one. I had forgotten that if the killer is still on the map after hooking a survivor they are camping. The next one is even better though.

    However the BEST happened when I played survivor with my brother and two randos against the Trapper. At one point trapper tried to hook me, but my brother was in front of him with a flashlight, and one of the rondos was behind him with a flashlight. He dropped me and got p*ssed off when I got away. The flashlight thing only happened once the whole game. He still managed to sacrifice my brother, and the other survivor that did not engage in the flashlight escape. It was a good game....but when we looked at the end chat I kid you not this is what I see:

    "What is with all you survivors camping the fcking sht out of me!!" - Trapper (Take that in for just a moment)
    "How on earth did we camp you?" - My Brother
    "You guys made me drop my kill with those dmn flashlight, fixed all of the generators right in front of me, hit me with a fcking pallet, and kept unhooking each other! Why wont you just leave me alone!" - Trapper (Again just let that sink in)
    "Wait so we're campers because we completed our objectives, a core game play mechanic, and tried to rescue whomever you hooked?" - Me
    "Exactly! Just fcking die and play by the rules next time you fcking little campers!" - Trapper (DC/End of Chat)

    The only "toxic" thing that really happened in the game was the double flashlight save, but lets be honest here that was strategical and not toxic. The rest of the game was fine, and "normal." No-one was "butt dancing" as far as I could tell anyway, and we weren't going after the killer to bully him. This dude just wanted a free ride and for us to play by his own little made up rules, then call us out for camping the killer in the end chat! I don't think I have ever laughed as hard reading the end chat, as I did with this guy 🤣

    At first I thought that Trapper is joking.. until the last sentence lol.

  • XxAtomicAlfiexXXxAtomicAlfiexX Member Posts: 395

    @Vietfox said:
    I had a match against this guy and his other 2 swf + a random. I killed his friend but he dced before i could hook him for the 3rd time, random dced as well.
    2 swf remaining, that guy looped me well for 2 gens (thanks to adrenaline and deliverance) but managed to get him and kill him eventually.
    Btw, i was playing as the doctor, lvl 14 with lullaby 1, distressing 1, unnerving pressence 2.

    you do know how to take screen shots, right?

  • VietfoxVietfox Member Posts: 3,826

    @Vietfox said:
    I had a match against this guy and his other 2 swf + a random. I killed his friend but he dced before i could hook him for the 3rd time, random dced as well.
    2 swf remaining, that guy looped me well for 2 gens (thanks to adrenaline and deliverance) but managed to get him and kill him eventually.
    Btw, i was playing as the doctor, lvl 14 with lullaby 1, distressing 1, unnerving pressence 2.

    you do know how to take screen shots, right?

    @XxAtomicAlfiexX
    Yeah i do but sometimes i'm just lazy and take a pic with my cellphone so i can send it straight to the forums.
  • XxAtomicAlfiexXXxAtomicAlfiexX Member Posts: 395

    @Vietfox said:
    XxAtomicAlfiexX said:

    @Vietfox said:

    I had a match against this guy and his other 2 swf + a random. I killed his friend but he dced before i could hook him for the 3rd time, random dced as well.

    2 swf remaining, that guy looped me well for 2 gens (thanks to adrenaline and deliverance) but managed to get him and kill him eventually.

    Btw, i was playing as the doctor, lvl 14 with lullaby 1, distressing 1, unnerving pressence 2.

    you do know how to take screen shots, right?

    @XxAtomicAlfiexX
    Yeah i do but sometimes i'm just lazy and take a pic with my cellphone so i can send it straight to the forums.

    fair enough. i thought that was the case.

  • XxAtomicAlfiexXXxAtomicAlfiexX Member Posts: 395

    @Vietfox said:
    XxAtomicAlfiexX said:

    @Vietfox said:

    I had a match against this guy and his other 2 swf + a random. I killed his friend but he dced before i could hook him for the 3rd time, random dced as well.

    2 swf remaining, that guy looped me well for 2 gens (thanks to adrenaline and deliverance) but managed to get him and kill him eventually.

    Btw, i was playing as the doctor, lvl 14 with lullaby 1, distressing 1, unnerving pressence 2.

    you do know how to take screen shots, right?

    @XxAtomicAlfiexX
    Yeah i do but sometimes i'm just lazy and take a pic with my cellphone so i can send it straight to the forums.

    fair enough. i thought that was the case.

  • Luc_iusLuc_ius Member Posts: 154

    Today I was a killer and farmed with the survivors. One of them wasn't bright enough to notice we were farming and wrote me that he reported me for camping :DD. He probably thought I am tunneling one survivor or something lol.

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