Are you a generator? cuz I wanna work on you all night
Can you come help me take care of my Slippery Meat? I'm too Open Handed.
Can I be your leader? I wanna prove thyself while we bond tonight.
are you sprint burst? cause i want you
These are not my own but was sent to me in Xbox messaging ;
Girl are you a Leatherface main, cause i'm hooked and can't stop staring at you!
Call me a camper cause ive got my eyes on you
Wanna BBQ And chill?
"Girl are you Freddy Kreuger? Because you look like you got rammed quite a few times."
Are you The Doctor? Because you make me scream~ (yes I know it's bordering on killer but like, that's literally the game, okay?)
Is this a dream? Cause baby, you're my Nightmare.
I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3
Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.
I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD
If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.
Good thing I have balanced landing... 'cause I'm falling for you.
You can hit on me all you want, I'm dead hard.
Would you like to see my fresh sweet willie? 'Cause baby, I'm offering.
Are you the basement girl? Because once I go in, there's only one way out.
Are you the Obsession? Because I like to Play With My Food.
Hmm, I see you're down, survivor. Down to [censored].
TMW you down a survivor and secretly say to yourself:
If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? -insert doctor laugh here-
Your liver isn't the only thing I'll eat bby.
It's always good to stumble across a thread like this XD Thanks for the laughs, guys!
Come with me. I know a place we can be Quick and Quiet.
You can be as rough as you like, baby, because I have an Iron Will
(As a Jake main I am enjoying that way too much XD)
Are you running decisive strike? Because im obsessed with you~
Is your name Kate? Care to dance with me?
baby.... you're gonna think i'm the PS4 patch because i won't be coming for a long, long time....
i see you're 'exposed'.... does that mean you'll 'go down' without a chase?
Are you Michael Myers? Because you have a Shape-ly booty.
My heart will always boil over for you kate
Baby are you the mist because YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING IT HARD TO SEE