Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

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  • BunmanBunman Member Posts: 4

    So...do you come here often?

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    Dang maybe, I feel like the Wraith right now because you make my ding dong go bing bong.

  • SariefSarief Member Posts: 543

    Babe, I know you wanna start safe but by the end of deliverance I'll make your mind broken

  • C4GarudaC4Garuda Member Posts: 198
    RuneStarr said:
    Still one of my top pickup lines :lol:


    Just had to save this 😂😂
  • PeasantPeasant Member Posts: 1,881
    Darn, Claudette! You have more curves than the Torment Creek loop!
  • LightsOut88LightsOut88 Member Posts: 70
    You are so beautiful! Mind if i wear your face? 
  • xxaggieboyxxxxaggieboyxx Member Posts: 498
    Andus said:

    Are you a generator? cuz I wanna work on you all night ;)

    Are you a generator? Because I'll only be on you for 80 seconds 
  • pureleeawesomepureleeawesome Member Posts: 30

    Baby are you Drayton Sawyer, because I want you to cook my meat.

  • GlobalGlobal Member Posts: 770


    hawt

  • Rudio1337Rudio1337 Member Posts: 25
    Are you the obsession? Because I want to play with your food ;^)
  • Rebel_RavenRebel_Raven Member Posts: 1,292
    edited October 2018
    Are you Huntress? Coz I want to go at it with you like rabbits!

    Are you huntress? Because you give me wood! (Because she throws hatchets with wood shafts)

    Are you a hooked survivor? Because i want to penetrate you numerous times!

    Just call me the Doctor because I want to hit you with my shocker!
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  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    I know this is dead but I won’t let it die

    Damn girl, you make me feel like the Wraith because I want to sneak up on you and attack you from the back.

    Hey baby, are your titties Rotten Fields? Because they make me go blind.

    Call me the Legion because I’m gonna go into a Feral Frenzy inside of you and when I’m done you’ll be left with a lot of Deep Wounds.

  • RuneStarrRuneStarr Member Posts: 740
    edited January 11

    Damn I forgot I made this thread :lol: Never let it die @No_Mither_No_Problem
    Good thing there's new killers/survivors/perks to work with!

    -I don't wanna ruin the moment, but let's slow this game down, just a lil bit.
    -Don't be worry baby, I know to use proper Aftercare when I use that Brutal strength of mine (this one goes out to you whips n chains fans lol)

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 369

    When I'm the Doctor I'm fully charged, when you make me aroused, my dicc gets large.

    Are you the Hag? Cause you make me scream.

    Can I call you the Legion? Cause you make me go into a feral frenzy.

  • ToxicFengM1nToxicFengM1n Member Posts: 405

    You like michael myers, cause your in shape

  • fluffybunnyfluffybunny Member Posts: 438

    Do you have NOED, 'cause I can't escape those eyes?
    ;D

  • Sn0wJobSn0wJob Member Posts: 154

    Do you have DS, cause I wanna dribble you all the way to my bedroom :p

  • ItsDaEmuDoodItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 179

    Hell yeah! Let's get this thread fired up again!

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

  • PhantomMask20763PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 1,858
    "Are you detective tapp? Because you're making me want to put you in a death trap strapped to your jaw that can trigger and give you a grisly demise"
    ....yeah I'm not too good at pickup lines...
  • GHERBEARRULESGHERBEARRULES Member Posts: 47

    Is your name Ace? Cuz you're lucky to have me

  • fluffybunnyfluffybunny Member Posts: 438

    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Hell yeah! Let's get this thread fired up again!

    Just in time for Valentines Day! <3

  • fluffybunnyfluffybunny Member Posts: 438

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:
    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

    Baby, are you legion? 'Cause your frenzy has me feral.
    Do you have iron maiden? 'Cause I'm coming out the closet for you.

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769
    edited January 13

    @fluffybunny said:

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:
    Baby you’re like a black shirt Claudette.

    Playing hard to get and then taunting me every time I fail.

    Baby, are you legion? 'Cause your frenzy has me feral.
    Do you have iron maiden? 'Cause I'm coming out the closet for you.

    You’re like a generator with Discordance.

    I get upset when I find out two people are on you.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 1,491

    Stalking Intensifies

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    My will isn’t the only thing that’s iron tonight, baby.

  • OnionthingOnionthing Member Posts: 205

    I like your Spirit and your beauty has been Haunting me all night.

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    Valentine, if you rejected me, it would be the Deepest Wound of all.

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