Ouch. Hope you can keep them away from the next one, if indeed you don't give up and accept a physical-keyboardless lifestyle
Time to pull out the Typewriter.
Just looked it up on youtube how to fix it and managed to get back 80% functionality. Sadly it'll never feel the same again and I have to backspace every other word which is giving me wrist ache so I'm going to inevitably replace it again maybe with a cheap one because omg. lol
Also my fullstop and < > keys are boned too lol
Looks like Surivors are safe from being picked up for the time being.