A. Nurse opens the door to the medical institution and sees Michael and says * you the pest catcher * Michael tilts his head and walks in 5mins later the nurse says * thanks for doing my job they just wouldn't leave
There once was a stalker called Mike Who spied on a person called Dwight He had such a shocker When grabbed from a locker He fleed using Decisive Strike
I will give it a try but i think most of these will be bad.
Why was the pig unable to put a RBT on meg. She couldn't wrap her head around it.
Why is the trapper so terrifying. Because he himself is a trap.
Who can you always rely on for a helping hand. The hag.
Now here's one I kinda dreamed about but turned into a joke.
The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."
Comments
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what does the nurse refer to a stillbirth as?
Dead by delivery
why does the trapper have unnerving presence as one of his perks?
they are secretly a trap laying trap
hmm running out of ideas
Similarly...
Why does noone invite Trapper round for Christmas? Unnerving presents.
This thread is a national tragedy
Edit: I mean international. It's an international tragedy.
Freddy release Nuff said
Who spied on a person called Dwight
He had such a shocker
When grabbed from a locker
He fleed using Decisive Strike
Dead by waiting.
Dead by load times.
Dead by trolls.
Dead by toxic buttholes.
Dead by tea baggers.
Dead by lag switchers.
Dead by DC.
Dead by lobby dodgers.
Dead by high ping.
Dead by a nurse or a hillbilly.
Dead by a hillbilly nurse. (Oh no!
)
Dead by...uh lack of ideas?
Why does nurse have the perk thanatophobia?
because survivors are scared of the pain and death caused by her
(let that sink in...)
What does the spirit consider christmas as?
a very spiritual time
Why did Huntress run to the locker?
Because she didn't have Anna-more Hatchets to throw!
A pebble a day keeps the doctor away
/thread
I'm sorry for this
The Wraith lost his weapon once. He tried to remember where it was, but nothing rang a bell.
It takes a while for the Nurse to learn her power, but when she does, it'll leave you breathless.
Why does the Huntress wear a bunny mask? So you can't hurt a hare on her head.
Why did Leatherface wear an extra jacket? He got chili.
I tried going to the Doctor for a check-up. It was a shocking experience.
I got a letter from the Hag today. She said that she'd love to have me for dinner.
The Spirit had a rough day. She really fell apart, but she'll pull herself back together.
no just stop
Ed, edd, No ed
I love and hate you at the same time.
More plz
A Wraith walks into a bar...
And says "Ouch!"
A Wraith walks into a bar...
And says "Ouch!"
pallets are broken.
got it?
broken?
no?
ok, there is the door, im leaving...
:c
Nurse is balanced.
Bad jokes? My specialty!
What do you call the Wraith?
Philip Ojomo.
Didn't laugh? Good.
Dwight is not inside the locker.
Oh god I'm away for a day and my dead post exploded
-Arthur Morgan to the p3 flashlight Squadette
Why was the pig unable to put a RBT on meg.
She couldn't wrap her head around it.
Why is the trapper so terrifying.
Because he himself is a trap.
Who can you always rely on for a helping hand. The hag.
Now here's one I kinda dreamed about but turned into a joke.
The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."
A psychiatrist told the doctor he was pre-occupied with vengeance.
He replied 'oh yeah we'll see about that'