HE ATE MAURICE
DoritoHead
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It appears Dredge got the rumblies and decided to slurp up Maurice (I'm guessing that's what the audio file on Dbd twitter is) and now he's gone from us. How inconsiderate! Teach your killers some boundaries ffs.
Here's the proof. I really hope that Dredge gives him back with FULL compensation! Maurice better return (yaasified to perfection, might I add!) when the twisted masquerade event comes out.
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Dredge ate Maurice so I vote we should all eat Dredge to teach him a lesson >:(
Hex: Devour Dredge
and considering what he's said to look like, I'm in ;)
Edit- to clarify, I mean turkey
hahah the edit is sending me
kinky
it's what needs to be done 🤷
Who's going first? 😈
I dunno. You didn't do a very good job de-boning him. Look, there's ribs sticking out of there and everything.
I've got the BBQ sauce ready when you're done.
Cookies and Cream version, I like
I think we should, ahem, call-of-BRINE him first!
There's soo many bones tho. Deboning is gonna take ages 😓
I say we tuck in bones and all.
The best version 😍
Lol he’s quite literally a walking NOED!
Just put some Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce on him, throw him on the grill for a few minutes, and you'll have some nice ribs of totally non-questionable and trustworthy origin.
I like your style. Alright, BBQ and Dredgy is on the menu. Just ignore the intermittent moaning and the oozing penumbral miasma.
OOZING 😭😭