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Stupid Perk Nerf Ideas



  • NeaJovovichNeaJovovich Member Posts: 234

    Why anyone would bother with a thread like this is beyond me... I can't fathom being so bored.

    A better thread would be how to come up with silly nicknames that rhyme with current perks.

    Like Devour Soap, Sloppy Hooker, and Broccoli N Chicken.

  • Dwight_ConfusionDwight_Confusion Member Posts: 1,561

    No One Escapes Death: After the last generator is powered, you have the option to [BAD WORD] in game and let the entity take you and a survivor automatically.

  • Dwight_ConfusionDwight_Confusion Member Posts: 1,561

    Bond: You are able to handcuff yourself to another survivor permanently if you saved them from a hook during the trial. You control both players and can use the other survivor as a meat shield.

  • NuclearBurritoNuclearBurrito Member Posts: 2,649

    This is not happening: If you are injured the game freezes

  • DreamnomadDreamnomad Member Posts: 1,593

    Borrowed Time: After being hooked, once per trial you are able to swap your sacrifice progress with another survivor that hasn't been hooked yet.

    "Thanks pal. You're the best."

  • OrtiOrti Member Posts: 197

    @NuclearBurrito Nerfing perks? Yes! But at least they should be still fun to use xD

  • CubeyBlueDiceCubeyBlueDice Member Posts: 61
  • DreamnomadDreamnomad Member Posts: 1,593

    Mettle of Man: Once per trial you may compare your penis size with the killer's. If your penis is larger then you immediately escape the trial. If the killer's penis size is larger then you immediately are sacrificed. Female killers are immune to this perk and all male killers have larger penis sizes than all survivors. Except for Legion. His penis was stealth nerfed during the rework.

  • MrDardonMrDardon Member Posts: 425

    Haunted Ground: When one of the 2 trapped Hex Totems is destroyed, the ground starts shaking and every Player will fall to the ground and lie there for 5 minutes

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