Why anyone would bother with a thread like this is beyond me... I can't fathom being so bored.
A better thread would be how to come up with silly nicknames that rhyme with current perks.
Like Devour Soap, Sloppy Hooker, and Broccoli N Chicken.
No One Escapes Death: After the last generator is powered, you have the option to [BAD WORD] in game and let the entity take you and a survivor automatically.
Bond: You are able to handcuff yourself to another survivor permanently if you saved them from a hook during the trial. You control both players and can use the other survivor as a meat shield.
This is not happening: If you are injured the game freezes
Borrowed Time: After being hooked, once per trial you are able to swap your sacrifice progress with another survivor that hasn't been hooked yet.
"Thanks pal. You're the best."
@NuclearBurrito Nerfing perks? Yes! But at least they should be still fun to use xD
Then make a thread about that. Sounds like fun.
Mettle of Man: Once per trial you may compare your penis size with the killer's. If your penis is larger then you immediately escape the trial. If the killer's penis size is larger then you immediately are sacrificed. Female killers are immune to this perk and all male killers have larger penis sizes than all survivors. Except for Legion. His penis was stealth nerfed during the rework.
Haunted Ground: When one of the 2 trapped Hex Totems is destroyed, the ground starts shaking and every Player will fall to the ground and lie there for 5 minutes