The Killer's Rulebook for Survivors [PARODY!]
Since we got a Survivor's Rulebook for Killers, all thanks to Samination, I thought it would be fair to have a Killer's Rulebook for Survivors. Of cause this is incomplete and I would like if you could add rules I might have forgotten.
(Edit: Because this seemed to be not clear enough:
THIS IS PARODY!
So please no more comments about that this is meant seriously! I'm not stupid enough to believe these things below.)
Here we go:
1.To give the killer enough time, there can be only one person doing gens at any times. The others have a lot free time they can use for funny things, but not Bones.
2. Perks Survivors can NEVER use:
Decisive Strike, Dead Hard, Adrenaline, Borrowed Time, Deliverance, Iron Will, Unbreakable, Prove Thyself, Quick & Quiet, Balanced Landing, Lithe, Self Care, Urban Evasion, Head On, Distortion...
3. Survivors are not allowed to hide in lockers or behind Gens to counter BBQ and have to stay at their location so the killer can find them easier. Distortion is also not allowed (s. 2.).
4. Hex totems are not allowed to cleanse.
5. Dull Totems are only allowed to cleanse under the following rules:
-No Hex totem in game (confirmed by any means)
-max 1 Totem per Survivor so NOED can still spawn
6. Survivors are not allowed to group together prematurely and use strange communication devices.
7. Sparking gens are not allowed to touch again for 30s when the Killer kicked them.
8. So called "Infinite Loops" are forbidden to loop at any means! These are but not exclusive:
Ironworks of Misery, Groaning Store House, Suffocation Pit, Coal Tower, Crotus Prenn Asylum, Mother's Dwelling
9. The God Pallet(s) are instantly to be used.
10. Items and Add-ons Survivors can NEVER use:
Key (except green without add-ons), Rainbow Map, Alex' Toolbox, Engeneer's and Mechanic's Toolbox, Commodious Toolbox, Insta Heal, Brand New Part, Flashlight, Sabo add-ons
11. It is prohibited to sabotage hooks or traps.
12. Survivors are not allowed to Dead Hard over a trap.
13. It is prohibited to bodyblock the killer when carrying a survivor.
14. Only slow vaults are allowed!
15. Make sure to wait for the killer when he breaks a pallet you throw down.
16. It is forbidden to take the Hatch.
17. You are not allowed to wiggle free.