I'm bored tell me a joke or something intriguing while I am held in captivity at 1 in the morning.
I’m just laying in my bed, at midnight, on my phone.
You wanna hear a joke? My chili add ons.
Nice joke, I'd make a joke but I'm afraid I don't have any good ones currently.
and yes I stole this one from steam lol
Usually I wouldn't resurrect a thread this dumb but I had to mention that cracked me up :P
Why don't koala bears hang out with all the other bears?
because they don't meet the koala-ifcations
I’ve heard this one *Rizzo pfp intensifies*
I am blaring the Russian national anthem [BAD WORD] fluted into an AFK party
listen to American Venom from RDR 2. It will make the most boring situations feel badass.
Nice, this thread applies again as well....(send help I am being held captive in an unknown location)