Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
I don't think anyone would disagree that this would be the single most amazing killer addition to the game. Shia LaBeouf in a tux on all fours sprinting and leaping at people as a special ability. Lets make it happen. Lets not let our dreams be dreams.