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If you had to marry a killer, who would it be?

Tingly4TrapperTingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53

You're chosen as a survivor, but The Entity offers you an unusual proposal: marry one of the killers or participate in the trials. The killer of your choosing is unable to hurt or harm you, and you will stay in their realm with them.

Yeah, while everyone's at each other's throats about nerfs and buffs, I'm that person.

If you had to marry a killer, who would it be? 122 votes

Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly
5%
ElkmrmeowskeeenPainanimesulideCornHubTingly4TrapperXify 7 votes
Shape or Doctor
12%
HommeBizarreFoggyDownpourShamefulKingMegaWaffleUpsettingDruid0cricketscorneralaenyiakaratinac97Rareware0192Hecking_IdiotCLAUDETTEINABUSHHannonOwlzeyhexgh0ulsourglobe 15 votes
Nurse, Huntress, or Pig
17%
PuggyMohawkrhaWhite_OwlSeiko300PeasantMrCandyKillerAxX7891then4321ABannedCatBoosted_DwightdfrenchieeAhoyWolfSpannungsstoßRobMeister88PolotDepressedNurseMainFormulaFinnieMrLimonkaSpectre13SirCracken 21 votes
Nightmare, Cannibal, or Clown
2%
Techn0XpikselDr_Loomis 3 votes
Spirit or Plague
11%
danielbird11LostWandererMegMain98I_am_NeganlunaticlifterRullisiJasonisLifeBrucecastro81TunnelVisionHazDaBoi[Deleted User]KingFrostStefan_ParaschivUndershot 14 votes
Ghostface or Oni
6%
InjiSN1P3R5G3TH3ADGrootDudeMrsGhostfacenationsdarkpastPlumbelinaKerkDellerletathe 8 votes
Legion (Frank/Joey)
5%
AdeloodrimmalorGnomeutoxicmeggGlamourousLeviathanPokTatiTurtle 7 votes
Legion (Susie/Julie)
25%
JnnsMuBlade92CheersTCSpartagone45MiriamGTimeMonsterPlanetJuke420TaigaUistreelshadow3989Shapedjasonq500DetailedDetrimentanonymous31337Yung_SlugMattie_MayhemOGPlaquerinferjusbubbasbasementchestTatariu 31 votes
Other
3%
AcesthetiicWalker_of_the_fog_96OshiWRussoW 4 votes
Just send me to the trials, please
9%
InnCognitoTheRockstarKnightLirulinielAwakeySunaIIanuPlantCollectorPet_The_LizardsBloodyHatchetnoname11223345the_inmortal_oneDarkHunter99Awkward_Fiend 12 votes
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Comments

  • drimmalordrimmalor Member, Mod Posts: 789
    edited February 3
    Legion (Frank/Joey)

    I feel like marrying Legion would at least feel normal, since they're essentially normal people with a knife. Frank is my preference - I like his varsity jacket.

  • ABannedCatABannedCat Member Posts: 1,898
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Nurse.

    She already has wedding dress cosmetics! If that isn't wife-material, then I don't know!

  • anonymous31337anonymous31337 Member Posts: 117
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Can I marry both?

  • JnnsMuJnnsMu Member Posts: 209
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Susie is cute. She's a little aggressive and deranged but that's nothing compared to the physical and mental afflictions of most other killers and it might actually be a little exciting.

  • TunnelVisionTunnelVision Member Posts: 677
    Spirit or Plague

    just imagine the positions Spirit could get in!

  • dfrenchieedfrenchiee Member Posts: 316
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Nurse. She is perfect wife material! 😳

  • danielbird11danielbird11 Member Posts: 147
    Spirit or Plague

    Spirit is bae lol.

  • AwakeyAwakey Member Posts: 2,745
    Just send me to the trials, please

    This is going on r/cursedcomments.

  • White_OwlWhite_Owl Member Posts: 2,406
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    In the whole bunch, Amanda is probably the most normal one. Just gotta be careful when she prepares breakfast in the morning.

  • Dr_LoomisDr_Loomis Member Posts: 1,936
    Nightmare, Cannibal, or Clown

    Cannibal.

    At least he can cook.

  • RobMeister88RobMeister88 Member Posts: 351
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Huntress or Plague, tall girls are the best.

  • Yung_SlugYung_Slug Member Posts: 1,651
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Tough choice.

    I feel bad for Rin, but... I don't think I can deal with the fact that she's all cut up.

    Amanda would probably smell really bad from wearing that pig mask all the time.

    Sally, maybe, but I don't want Philip to use my spine as a weapon.

    I think I'll stick with Susie. Susie/Julie are the most normal ones, though I'm pretty sure Julie's taken.


    If I was into men it would be Myers all the way.

  • Stefan_ParaschivStefan_Paraschiv Member Posts: 4
    Spirit or Plague

    I love Spirit xDD i mean the basic outfit

  • CLAUDETTEINABUSHCLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 1,448
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers obviously the only answer. With that booty I don't care if he keeps his mask or not in bed 😈

  • MrsGhostfaceMrsGhostface Member Posts: 351
    Ghostface or Oni

    I already am

  • Tingly4TrapperTingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
    edited February 3
    Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly

    When you’re supposed to be a big scary killer but everyone just wants to f* you. uwu

  • Tingly4TrapperTingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
    edited February 3
    Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly

    @WRussoW also you’re so right! How could I forget the demogorgon? O: He’s quite the chatter box after all, I’m sure he’d make a great husband! Dang it

  • TheRockstarKnightTheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 1,208
    Just send me to the trials, please

    I just don't really think of any of the Killer cast that way.

    Like, sure Susie and Wraith are cute, but they're like, puppy cute. At least to me.

  • TheRockstarKnightTheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 1,208
    Just send me to the trials, please

    I just don't really think of any of the Killer cast that way.

    Like, sure Susie and Wraith are cute, but they're like, puppy cute. At least to me.

  • Rareware0192Rareware0192 Member Posts: 135
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers or Frank can get it.

  • Walker_of_the_fog_96Walker_of_the_fog_96 Member Posts: 950
    Other

    Demogorgon,It seems to be a creature that instills respect and I think it would keep me well fed by things that I don't really like. (people, how disgusting🤮 )

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 3,840
    Shape or Doctor

    *Marriage Intensifies!*

  • cricketscornercricketscorner Member Posts: 569
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers because... Myers

  • AcesthetiicAcesthetiic Member Posts: 1,043
    Other

    HAGGGGHH

  • LirulinielLiruliniel Member Posts: 2,768
    Just send me to the trials, please

    Why one when I can have them all <3

  • Hecking_IdiotHecking_Idiot Member Posts: 15
    Shape or Doctor

    Daddy Myers, duh. He’s so cute and emotionless! You can give him all your love and affection, never expecting anything back. He will always be there for you, because he’ll be stalking you 24/7. And, you can hug him, and squeeze him, and read to him, and play DBD together, sit around and just look at him, and best of all he will never want to have sex because he is probably sexually attracted to killing. 🥰

  • then4321then4321 Member Posts: 136
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Amanda

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