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The sixth constitutional republic of the fog meetup.

CLAUDETTEINABUSHCLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 2,210
edited February 2020 in Off-topic

Greetings People of the fog, government, devs, mods and other human beings. Welcome to the sixth constitutional wholesome republic of the fog meetup. A month ago, after the ruin chaos, the government or the fog was made in order to take matters to their own hands. Let me introduce you to the government:

Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA

Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan

Minister of Trees: @GrootDude

Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean

Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot

Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot

Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio

Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight

Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio

Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)

Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)

Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)

Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666 (Currently banned)

Acting Guardian of Janes: @Watery

Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8

Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear

Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser

Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666

Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky

Minister of Communications: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)

Minister of Teabags, Tea Leaves, and Other Tea Making Materials: @Seltas0208

Everyone is allowed to enter the government, the only thing you should do is to tag (@) the guardian of constitution (@AAAAA )

Without further ado, let us begin.

Government, I J from the government shall mention some important problems that should be fixed.

First, @Bigbootiejudy666 , one of our finding members is still banned. This is a huge problem because they can't say their opinion in our meetups, and we instead have to copy paste it on discord. I ask the mods to inform us about the penalty and how much it will last. Please.

Secondly, wildlife on dbd is still in danger. Moo moo seems to be ok rn but the new birds on the new map eat corpses, probably poisoned. They must have a better food supply that will last for millennia.

Lastly, we need a defence system for Dwights. It is illegal from now on to kill a jingle Dwight.

Whar do you think? We want to hear your thoughts below.

-J

(Discord) https://discord.gg/Nmnv9yG

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Comments

  • Cornpopers_EvanCornpopers_Evan Member Posts: 2,268

    As SL, I suggest our efforts be shifted to helping our local local wildlife mainly, without balance, our ecosystem will fall.

    Now, as for the Dwight situation, I personally feel all survivor's are far game. I know some will disagree but that's just my view.

    Now, I shall return to enjoying my vacation at Pax East.

  • CLAUDETTEINABUSHCLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 2,210

    You will buy me the stuff Dwight bear I asked you right?

  • PigMainClaudettePigMainClaudette Member Posts: 3,842

    As a proud member of the local fauna and flora alike, I appreciate the concern about the new birbs that are an introduced species. They are stealing my food, and my natural weapons are innefective against them. My traps are too large for them and they cannot actIvate generators. They also have the unnatural ability to detect me while I am resting within fauna and against comfy brown rocks.


    As for the Jingle Dwight situation, while a majority of this rare creature are delightful and playful, I believe that some have been tainted by other parts of the surrounding habitants. Advising to add an exclusion to all who bring the accursed Flashlight or excessively teabag.


    - A concerned citizen

  • ApeOfMazorApeOfMazor Member Posts: 471

    The advisor of killers is banned lmao. Sounds pretty typical. Killers get no representation in this corrupt government.

  • thefallenloserthefallenloser Member Posts: 1,162

    I would like to rework Ruin at this point to specifically cripple those who ever dare harm Dwights, Fengs, Nancys, and Ghosties.

    That is all.

  • Yung_SlugYung_Slug Member Posts: 2,235

    I'd like to point out that corpses will be quite a long-lasting food source for the vultures already, considering the frequency of death in the Fog. As they are new, we should wait and see if the corpses prove the be unhealthy for them before making major decisions.


    I do think that Calm Spirit should be mandatory, however, so as to keep the disturbance of wildlife at a minimum.

  • CLAUDETTEINABUSHCLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 2,210

    We didn't ban them. They were banned because they threaten to Mori someone.

    Mods did it and we are not corrupt. And they agree that they overextended themselves.

  • CLAUDETTEINABUSHCLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 2,210

    Hmmm, I see. Then I suggest instead eating them instead using the power of the end game collapse.

    Jingle Dwights will be an exception.

  • WateryWatery Member Posts: 1,118

    As acting Minister of Jane’s, we don’t mind working with the flora and fauna, so long as we sort this dilemma out with a counsel of Claudette’s. Jane’s are the best at arranging for the best backdrop, and the generator lighting can make the area much easier to get relatively decent lighting.

    Going back to the Minister of Killers, I have taken her place as an Acting Guardian of Jane’s, so there was no representation on the Jane side of survivors either.

    Coldwind Farm has a relatively infinite supply of corn, so I suppose we can clear that in exchange for some new tiles and maybe a new barn.

  • Spooky13Spooky13 Member Posts: 1,471

    Moving onto the maintenance side of things, to prepare for Mr. Quinn's arrival, I have ordered a large amount of bullets. He has also requested me to find any scraps of meat, no matter how rotten. I've gathered some from the pigs on The Game and various corpses. He won't say why, but I think he's taken a liking to the vulture in the lobby screen. I've heard him cooing over "Nibbles" countless times now, but bringing it up only gets his rifle pointed at me. He's got a sweet spot for cute animals. Maybe once he officially arrives in the Entity's realms I'll take him to see Moo Moo and Maurice.

  • Seltas0208Seltas0208 Member Posts: 1,056

    Firstly. We have to regulate the killers that like to eat said wildlife. Namely Anna, Caleb quin, Mr flower face with needles and Lisa sherwood. We need to force them to go to therapy to cause them to drop their hunting nature so that the wildlife population can refloruish


    Secondly. Tea

  • Seltas0208Seltas0208 Member Posts: 1,056

    Used a euphemism to say that someone's argument was absurd

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