A win win!
Just had a game where I was murdering people. This survivor just walks up to me and stands there (like...the game just started less than 30 seconds ago). So I smack them. They just continue to stand there so I smack them again. I suppose I should have known it was some jerk being a jerk cause I hook them and hey, they suicide on the hook
While whaling on the one survivor, another one does the same exact freaking thing. Presumably they were together cause of course I downed them and they did the same jerk trick.
So now two poor bastards are basically screwed over because there's zero chance that two survivors are going to be able to take on a killer with five gens to go. I wander around a bit and start smacking them until I saw it and EUREKA!
I found the hatch! I need the hatch as I happen to be on that Archive Challenge but how do I do this? I feel bad that I have to murder one of them to get it to open until I realized...no, I don't. I very slowly kick them both a message (Xbox Live so typing on a controller) and tell them "Hey, I just want this hatch. You guys grab your gens and just one of you leave so I can close it, then you can both leave". They get at least some points for this junk, I get my hatch closed, everyone wins!
Got me kind of curious how common this kind of thing might be. As someone who flip-flops from survivor to killer and back again, I'm all too familiar with how much it sucks as a survivor to get screwed over by a jerk survivor who just ditches the match right away. You have any fun stories of something like this happening to you?
Unless of course this counts as Killer and Survivor working together to cheat the system and is bannable, in which case this was all one super funny and fake story! :D