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Which Characters would you Marry, Kiss, Kill

Tingly4TrapperTingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
edited April 2020 in General Discussions

Of the killers, who would you Marry, Kiss, Kill?

Ex. Me: Trapper, Doctor, Clown and Freddy (imagine the killers can't harm you. A kiss can be a smooch on the cheek)

Of the survivors, who would you Marry, Kiss, Kill?

Ex. Me: Jake, Dwight, (IDK)




  • FibijeanFibijean Member Posts: 8,343

    Marry Dwight. Kindness and loyalty are important to me.

    Kiss David or Jake. They both seem like they'd be good at it.

    Kill Ace. I don't trust him.

    As for the Killers...

    Marry Billy. He's a cutie pie.

    Kiss Trapper, cause he looked pretty cute in his lore. Be nice if he took the mask off for it, though.

    Kill Clown, because he's probably among the least redeemable of the bunch.

  • xenofon13xenofon13 Member Posts: 1,241

    Marry - Kate

    Kiss - Feng

    Kill - Freddy. The most annoying and boring thing bhvr ever made.

  • Dwight_FairfieldDwight_Fairfield Member Posts: 5,571
    edited April 2020

    Marry Myers - Strong silent type. You know he'd be a good listener.

    Kiss Trapper - He wasn't bad looking in his lore video.

    Kill Legion - For all the mending/healing tedium they've inflicted on so many poor souls.

    Marry Dwight - He is pure goodness personified. Cute, loyal, and lovable.

    Kiss Kate - What a beauty.

    Kill Steve - Especially the scoops ones. Usually toxic as hell.

  • Foxfire47Foxfire47 Member Posts: 227


    Marry: Huntress. She is definitely an amazing killer and heck, she can definitely provide well with her survival knowledge.

    Kiss: Demogorgon. Demo is good boi and needs love. Even if he eats my face afterwards <3

    Kill: Clown. Murder, maim, kill, destroy. Send straight to the pits of hell.


    Marry: Steve. Always Steve because why wouldn't you marry Steve?

    Kiss: Nea. Nea deserves all the love too. One of my absolute favorite survivors.

    Kill: ahhh... I guess Ace? He's my least favorite. I don't mind a lot of the survivors frankly.

  • PornbjörnPornbjörn Member Posts: 52
    edited April 2020

    Marry - Entity - You can't harm a man which wife is eldrich nightmarish power house

    Kiss - Demogorgon with open jaws - Want to test if i can do this

    Kill - Clown - Just want ot put him out of misery and end his struggle

  • LegionOfDumbLegionOfDumb Member Posts: 602

    Demogorgon isn't eating your face, its just his way of playing.


    Marry Susie, she seems nice until you piss her off

    Kiss Spirit, she needs a hug and a kiss after what she's been through

    Kill Ghostface cause he's an egotistical prick


    Marry Kate, good singer + good hearted + attractive = waifu for laifu

    Kiss Claudette, awkward nerds unite!

    Kill Meg because shut up Meg

  • GrootDudeGrootDude Member Posts: 14,112

    Marry Jake Park

    Kiss Quentin

    Kill Jeff


    Marry Wraith (I guess?)

    Kiss Frank (legion)

    Kill Deathslinger

  • SchmierbachSchmierbach Member Posts: 468

    Marry Susie, kiss Susie, kill Phillip to end his suffering.

    Marry Feng, Kiss Feng, Kill Feng in that order. Would make a good movie.

  • oh_0koh_0k Member Posts: 712

    Marry- Oni hes a big beffy boi

    Kiss- Demogorgon big sloppy kisses

    Kill- Clown end his misery

  • OwlzeyOwlzey Member Posts: 442
    edited November 2020

    Marry Wraith - cause bing bong boi is a cutie

    Kiss Michael - I'll smooch that mask anyday

    Kill Clown - He annoys me

    Marry Quentin - Sleepy boi needs to be loved

    Kiss Steve - He's precious too

    Kill Ace - He seems like he'd be an #########

    Lol looks like the thread has been revived, guess I'll update for fun.

    Marry Bubba - what can I say, he's a family man and probably the best cook

    Kiss Pyramid Head - Yes I will smooch that freaking helmet, fight me

    Kill Clown - He's still wheezing to this day, I'mma just put him out of his misery already.

    Marry Felix - Hot asf, I want to see this man everyday

    Kiss Steve - Still precious

    Kill Meg - Before she decides to sandbag me AGAIN

    Post edited by Owlzey on
  • lesterisasweetnamelesterisasweetname Member Posts: 19
    edited August 2020

    [Edit] I was so drunk when I wrote this, never mind

    Post edited by lesterisasweetname on
  • NOWIMANOOB3355NOWIMANOOB3355 Member Posts: 6


    marry wraith. He’s a cutie

    kiss spirit

    kill freddy


    marry: Nea. She’s my wife after all

    kiss: quentin. He needs some love

    kill: meg. I hate her so much..

  • Asssblasster625Asssblasster625 Member Posts: 628
  • Asssblasster625Asssblasster625 Member Posts: 628

    One question is it normal or shirtless Myers

  • 2LuvRias2LuvRias Member Posts: 352

    I'll play too:3 hmm let's see


    Marry: Because I kind of wonder if she was hot in her past life as Sally Smithson. Anyone else? No? Okie:(

    Kiss: Susie, We're both Edgy teens. Just works tbh;)

    Kill: Doctor, F*** the Doctor, seriously F*** that guy


    Marry: Meg, She's Attractive for a start. Her lore also says she gave up school to care for her mother. So she's kind hearted too,

    Kiss: Kate, Because she's hot there I said it.

    Kill: Ace, tbh there's no real reason he just acts kinda sus

  • QwQwQwQw Member Posts: 4,287


    Marry: Amanda, maybe I could get he to seek help and realize that Jigsaw's way of thinking is wrong. Aside from that she seems normal.

    Kiss: Susie, she seems like a good kisser.

    Kill: Blight, I want to rip that flabby mouth thing right off his jaw.


    Marry: Jane, she seems like a good person and judging from her rift backstory she has depression. Also she has a nice body.

    Kiss: Kate, she's pretty hot and seems like the passionate type.

    Kill: Meg, I'm so sick of looking at her billboard-brow.

  • gatsbygatsby Member Posts: 2,338


    Kiss- Felix (he's so hot omg)

    Marry- Kate (she's total wife material)

    Kill- Ash (he's annoying and honestly he probably wouldn't stay dead anyway)


    Kiss- Demo (idk i'd probably be an experience with that mouth)

    Marry- Suzy (super cute waifu)

    Kill- Bubba (just don't like him)

  • MigrantTheGreatMigrantTheGreat Member Posts: 1,258

    Marry: Daddy Dwight

    Kiss: Quentin

    Kill: David

  • QwQwQwQw Member Posts: 4,287

    You really finna do they guy who saved the world from a massive demon like that?

  • Katie_metKatie_met Member Posts: 421

    Marry Jane because she seems like a genuinely great person to be with, kiss Felix and then kill Dwight because I really dislike him

  • gibblywibblywoogibblywibblywoo Member Posts: 3,773

    Too many of these threads recently. Where are the horny police?

  • VolfawottVolfawott Member Posts: 3,876
    edited November 2020


    Marry - Frank or Joey- Close to my age so marriage is more appropriate to me. (Julie is a close third and I'm not touching Susie with a ten foot pole because ya know I like not being in prison)

    Kiss - Amanda Young - Love her in the Saw franchise still upset she died. (If we're locking it to Original character Evan MacMillan instead)

    Kill. Doctor- yeah he's just a creepy and sadistic douche. Love that his character is so vile without anything bad happening to twist or warp.


    Marry- Feng Min- I relate to her so much have been family that doesn't believe in you, fear of disappointing those are you. She deserves a loving family. (Still totally ship her with Kate)

    Kiss- Steve Harrington- Dude is just awesome and cares about those close to him also he's hot. (If we're locking it to Original character David King instead)

    Kill - Meg - She is just so annoying Her voice, backstory/ Archives story and 90% of the people who main her are just absolute potatoes

  • Salty_PearlSalty_Pearl Member Posts: 1,367


    Marry- Nurse because she has empathy for people and cared a lot about her deceased husband.

    Kiss- Frank because he's hot. If I could add another option is would be Plague (well...the half pretty side of Adiris) because I feel bad for her backstory and she actually is quite beautiful minus the whole plague thing.

    Kill- Doctor because I hate him.


    Marry- Jane because I think she is a genuine person and I relate to her helping others through traumatic experiences. Or Kate because she's hot as hell.

    Kiss- Zarina because I like investigative women.

    Kill- Bill

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