*Your* Dream Patch Notes? What Would They Look Like?
For me (killer main):
- Moris only function if a survivor has been hooked twice, and then downed. More of a visual 'fatality' and minor time saver than an instant kill.
- 'Kill x survivors by your hand' quests removed.
- Keys now only allow the survivor holding them to escape.
- SWF groups will now always face a killer of an equal or higher rank to the highest ranked survivor in the party. Not the lowest. Why was this changed again?
- Myers can now achieve EW2 25% faster.
- Clown now moves at full speed while reloading.
- Spinechill no longer activates if a killer is undetectable.
- Object of Obsession is now manually activated, lasts 15 seconds and incurs a 45 second cooldown after use.
- Decisive Strike is disabled if you enter a locker.
- Pig movement speed while crouching is increased by 20%
- Spirit 'husk' now vanishes 1 second after haunting begins.
- Killers receive a 15% BP bonus for every player grouped together against them (up to 60%). Actually gives an incentive not to dodge obvious SWF lobbies.
- Haddonfield removed from map selection until the Entity learns how to trim hedges.
- Slugged survivors cannot crawl into positions where they cannot be picked up.
- Deerstalker perk removed. Killers receive a low tier Deerstalker effect baseline (should help a lot with slugging complaints, actually).
- Survivors now incur a BP penalty for lurking in escape zones, much as killers incur one for lurking around hooks. Will remove a lot of endgame BM/stalling. Just get out of there!
- Rapidly pressing 'crouch' will now incur a movement speed penalty called 'sore teabags'.
- Allow survivors a 'surrender' vote. Should remove some DC incentives and also helps killers with the 'do I let them farm or kill them ASAP?' quandary in bad matches. Killer receives a significant BP bonus in these cases.
- Requirements to rank up increased, requirements to derank decreased. There is no way I should be able to hit rank 11 within my first two days of playing.
- Significantly more active policing of behaviors like deliberately deranking.
- An additional 5 ranks added to the game, above the current top ranks.
- Bots added for practice games, both as killer and survivor.
Anything you'd like to add?