The most hilarious toxic comments you've recieved

I didn't know if I should put this in Off Topic or General, but it felt appropriate to Off Topic.
Anyways I just had a fairly toxic Dwight in a game on a map that my killer was [BAD WORD] on who teabagged me at every pallet I dropped and called me garbage in the end game and told me to uninstall. The next game I got into another lobby with him and I gave it my best shot with a killer who I had actually good perks and addons on. I got a 4k that game.
In the post game chat Dwight (who was the first person sacrificed because he sprinted into the basement when I had someone hooked there like a dummy) wrote "if it isn't the [BAD WORD] killer again lol came back to be trash?" (As if I join his lobbies and not the other way around.)
I asked him why he had to be so toxic and he told me "I like how you call me toxic even though I've done nothing to you."
Teabagging constantly
"if it isn't the [BAD WORD] killer again"
"done nothing to you"
Comments
Guy couldn't hook me when the exit gates were open because other survivors had sabotaged nearby hooks. I got told to "[BAD WORD]". Like what did I do ? lol
edit wtf? The forums censor what I typed to (bad word), and yet they don't bother to censor the in-game chat which is the source of all this? you have got to be kidding me
edit 2: Ok after I edited this it seems to have uncensored the word for some strange reason. Very bizarre.
I've gotten flack from both sides in the same aftermatch chat because i was immersed they said. I got out while the other 3 died all because 2 ran straight to the hook in plain view of the killer and got killed.
I was using stealth and UE to sneak around to where the killer who was looking for me couldn't see me. The 3rd person suicided because I didn't SB in plain view of the killer for an unsafe unhook. I guess because I didn't give the killer a free 4k they all got mad.
Well that and because I made a completely logical statement that running in blindly in full view would've gotten all 4 of us killed. Apparently had i died then they could'v blamed me for them getting killed because I rean in blindly.
That i was tarsh for getting a 4 man mori.
The voice recording is cool too.
Why don't I get messages like this?
Playing a Pig, just me and one guy left, spend thirty minutes searching for him, he finishes last gen, see him crouching away out of the corner of my eye, chase and down him, get him on hook, calls me a trashy no life female dog who needs to uninstall.
I actually had fun looking for him.
I had this 20 minutes text arguement with this guy and he gave me his address and told me to pull up. He lives in Texas lmao who wants the address?
He just wants to play DbD IRL lol
oh my god i have been looking for this thread i have many gems heres a starter "You [BAD WORD] no skill i hope when you sleep tonight a bad man sneaks through your window and ties you too a bed then injects you with srup so you die fo asphixationing heremony" not ven kidding what [BAD WORD] braindead child wrote this?
and i have more many many more how about "i will stab you in chest with my erect shaft then transmit my prostate cancer strate into your body" i dont know what person of what age wrote this but WOW
Then I got called out for using a broken killer (Huntress) "when I should use fun killer like Myers or Amanda"
So basically I use a dlc killer I'm trash for using pay to win so I use a free killer everyone can get but I'm trash for because she is overpowered and I should use a fun paid dlc killer
Alright so I have two "favorites"
The first was I hooked a Dweight, and his buddies decided to stick around. Everyone was downed in a matter of seconds and all four sacrificed. I get to the end game and of course ever single person was calling me a camper.
"I saw you all huddled right next to Dweight as I hooked him what did you expect me to do? Ignore you all and run to the other side of the map?" - Me
"Yeah that's exactly what you should do, stop being a toxic a$$ed little camper." - One of the Megs
In all honesty I had a good laugh at that one. I had forgotten that if the killer is still on the map after hooking a survivor they are camping. The next one is even better though.
However the BEST happened when I played survivor with my brother and two randos against the Trapper. At one point trapper tried to hook me, but my brother was in front of him with a flashlight, and one of the rondos was behind him with a flashlight. He dropped me and got p*ssed off when I got away. The flashlight thing only happened once the whole game. He still managed to sacrifice my brother, and the other survivor that did not engage in the flashlight escape. It was a good game....but when we looked at the end chat I kid you not this is what I see:
"What is with all you survivors camping the fcking sht out of me!!" - Trapper (Take that in for just a moment)
"How on earth did we camp you?" - My Brother
"You guys made me drop my kill with those dmn flashlight, fixed all of the generators right in front of me, hit me with a fcking pallet, and kept unhooking each other! Why wont you just leave me alone!" - Trapper (Again just let that sink in)
"Wait so we're campers because we completed our objectives, a core game play mechanic, and tried to rescue whomever you hooked?" - Me
"Exactly! Just fcking die and play by the rules next time you fcking little campers!" - Trapper (DC/End of Chat)
The only "toxic" thing that really happened in the game was the double flashlight save, but lets be honest here that was strategical and not toxic. The rest of the game was fine, and "normal." No-one was "butt dancing" as far as I could tell anyway, and we weren't going after the killer to bully him. This dude just wanted a free ride and for us to play by his own little made up rules, then call us out for camping the killer in the end chat! I don't think I have ever laughed as hard reading the end chat, as I did with this guy 🤣
I played doctor.
And the survivors said im hacking, because i run straight to him.
And he was the last living survivor.
The survivors said. that i have teleport and wallhacks.
But the only reason, why i run straight to him was.
That my illusion watch him.
I try to explain, how the doctor ability work.
But they just spamming something.
this is exactly what this meg said, grammer and all
"of course you tunnel like a sceeker, ur trash"
He got tunneled for running shirtless david against the spirit
That is just priceless!
he just wants to show you what prestige his leathery boi is
I think you might have killed me omg 🤣
I was accused of wall hacking because I found the survivors with BBQ.
I explained the perk to them, and they then said I still shouldn't have been able to find them because they left that spot.
Apparently killers are supposed to suck at looking around.
I have also been accused of tunneling as Pig, because I didn't let someone undo their trap right in front of me. I didn't even tunnel her.
The timeline of events:
I hook her.
I go to the other side of the map to find a new survivor.
I chase a new survivor
While the chase is going on she is unhooked and healed up.
Chase ends, survivor is down.
I hook them.
I go to the other side of the map.
I see her taking of her trap.
I get closer and she doesn't stop.
I hit her.
She runs away.
I down her.
She DC and in the end game chat calls me a tunneler. She wasn't even death on hook lol.
Oh and plenty of times I got cursed at by D-strike kids because I actually tunneled them, because of D-strike.
As survivor, a Freddy tunneled me to death and used as an excuse that I abused the infinite on groaning storehouse. This is after the patch that closed down that infinite. I went through the window once, and then ran away from the building because Adrenaline kicked in right after that. He kept going on about how I suck as a survivor because he got me, so I just left.
I’m the one who delivers them so....... well there was that one time I was called a no life for having p3 doc 2 months after the game came out. Both friends DC’d and started flaming me. They sucked about as much in game as in DM’s
I was once called a "garbage unfair bitch" for chainsawing people for all 12 hooks as Billy. Didn't even swing the hammer once in that game. When I laughed at the comment taking it for a joke, the sender kept texting insults.
Just another day at R1 in PS4.
I was caked toxic and unfair for using leatherface’s chainsaw after exit was powered....
Obviously you shouldn't be using your killer's power in their detriment. You need to equip Empathy IRL, dude.
D A R N
Facecamping Hillbilly who throws insults at me because I decided to do gens rather than save.
I had time to do 4 gens without hearing any heartbeat.
There have been a lot of insidious LeatherFaces' lately. They like to down one person, hook them in the basement, and just wait by the hook out of sight. I had one in a game where he tried to do that....But he screwed up,. The first survivor he downed had Tier III Kindred, and we could see him the whole time just standing behind the basement wall. We felt bad for leaving her, but the one time I was going to unhook her she flailed her arms until I moved far enough away. When another survivor tried she waved them off too. We listened to her silent instructions and got back on the gens. I gave that Claudette mad props, she stayed on the hook and held on struggling the whole game so we could get gens done, and so LeatherFace wouldn't go after the 3 of us. She died just before the last gen was completed, and she was LeatherFace's only kill. In the end chat we thanked her for holding out so we could complete the gens, and for bringing Kindred 😉 The killer immediately cursed at her for being a "quitter" and not even trying to escape. (Even if she struggled as long as she could the whole game) Then he yelled at the rest of us for being $hitty friends, and not aiding her escape. The four of us, whom were all rando's by the way, turned around and ripped him a new one. She stuck it out and was no quitter!...and we were going to make sure they both knew that. LeatherFace DC'd the chat after a few comments, and our messages were non vulgar. He was mad for being told off, and we defended her. That Claudette is now on my friends list, and I brought streamers the next game so she could make up points she lost to keep us alive 😉 We still play together, and we still occasionally laugh at that LeatherFace 😜 It never pays to face camp...but it does pay to have someone like her take one for the team to keep the rest of us alive. I made a good friend that day too 🤗💜
That is [BAD WORD] awesome! I should bring Kindred in more often.