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  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    why does the trapper have unnerving presence as one of his perks?

    they are secretly a trap laying trap

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    hmm running out of ideas

  • WateryWatery Member Posts: 1,118
    What do pizza Dwight and lockers have in common? Red.
  • CetrenCetren Member Posts: 917
    A baby nurse blinked into a park but decided, "eh, I'll find another place to swing."
  • redsopine1redsopine1 Member Posts: 1,437
    edited November 2018
    A. Nurse opens the door to the medical institution and sees Michael and says * you the pest catcher * Michael tilts his head and walks in 5mins later the nurse says * thanks for doing my job they just wouldn't leave
  • JedJed Member Posts: 212
    edited November 2018

    Dead by waiting.

    Dead by load times.

    Dead by trolls.

    Dead by toxic buttholes.

    Dead by tea baggers.

    Dead by lag switchers.

    Dead by DC.

    Dead by lobby dodgers.

    Dead by high ping.

    Dead by a nurse or a hillbilly.

    Dead by a hillbilly nurse. (Oh no! ;) )

    Dead by...uh lack of ideas?

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    Why does nurse have the perk thanatophobia?

    because survivors are scared of the pain and death caused by her
    (let that sink in...)

    What does the spirit consider christmas as?

    a very spiritual time

  • Tzeentchling9Tzeentchling9 Member Posts: 1,796
    @Radiant

    /thread
  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @ShrimpTwiggs said:
    I'm sorry for this

    The Wraith lost his weapon once. He tried to remember where it was, but nothing rang a bell.

    It takes a while for the Nurse to learn her power, but when she does, it'll leave you breathless.

    Why does the Huntress wear a bunny mask? So you can't hurt a hare on her head.

    Why did Leatherface wear an extra jacket? He got chili.

    I tried going to the Doctor for a check-up. It was a shocking experience.

    I got a letter from the Hag today. She said that she'd love to have me for dinner.

    The Spirit had a rough day. She really fell apart, but she'll pull herself back together.

    no just stop

  • RuneStarrRuneStarr Member Posts: 850

    @ShrimpTwiggs said:
    I'm sorry for this

    The Wraith lost his weapon once. He tried to remember where it was, but nothing rang a bell.

    It takes a while for the Nurse to learn her power, but when she does, it'll leave you breathless.

    Why does the Huntress wear a bunny mask? So you can't hurt a hare on her head.

    Why did Leatherface wear an extra jacket? He got chili.

    I tried going to the Doctor for a check-up. It was a shocking experience.

    I got a letter from the Hag today. She said that she'd love to have me for dinner.

    The Spirit had a rough day. She really fell apart, but she'll pull herself back together.

    I love and hate you at the same time.
    More plz :lol:

  • TheBeanTheBean Member Posts: 2,320

    A Wraith walks into a bar...

    And says "Ouch!"

  • TheBeanTheBean Member Posts: 2,320

    A Wraith walks into a bar...

    And says "Ouch!"

  • redsopine1redsopine1 Member Posts: 1,437
    Once there was a survivor that ran like a dash she was fast and fast but got stuck in a window because of her MEGa fat ass
  • Mister_xDMister_xD Member Posts: 5,334

    pallets are broken.

    got it?
    broken?
    no?
    ok, there is the door, im leaving...
    :c

  • BigBubsBigBubs Member Posts: 1,131

    Nurse is balanced.

  • shanks3042shanks3042 Member Posts: 163
    edited November 2018

    Dwight is not inside the locker.

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    Oh god I'm away for a day and my dead post exploded

  • Doc_W__HOLLIDAYDoc_W__HOLLIDAY Member Posts: 2,347
    "Maybe when the Nurse is finished mourning the Nightmare, I'll keep her in black... On your behalf"

    -Arthur Morgan to the p3 flashlight Squadette
  • AChaoticKillerAChaoticKiller Member Posts: 1,605
    I will give it a try but i think most of these will be bad.

    Why was the pig unable to put a RBT on meg.
    She couldn't wrap her head around it.

     Why is the trapper so terrifying.
    Because he himself is a trap.

    Who can you always rely on for a helping hand. The hag.

    Now here's one I kinda dreamed about but turned into a joke.

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."
  • Rex_HuinRex_Huin Member Posts: 1,208

    A psychiatrist told the doctor he was pre-occupied with vengeance.

    He replied 'oh yeah we'll see about that'

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