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  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    what have i created. god help us

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

  • PeasantPeasant Member Posts: 4,105

    Why was the Spirit camping so hard after her release? It was just a phase.

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559
    edited November 2018

    @Peasant said:
    Why was the Spirit camping so hard after her release? It was just a phase.

    Guess you can say it was a very spiritual week for her

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    Well thats true, we are gonna die from the stupidity of these jokes

  • PeasantPeasant Member Posts: 4,105

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    Image result for freddy krueger gif

  • PeasantPeasant Member Posts: 4,105

    @Watery said:
    What do pizza Dwight and lockers have in common? Red.

    What's black, white, and red all over? Prestiged Dwight.

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

    ouch, you have created a monster

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

    ouch, you have created a monster

    this is one of my favorite gifs though here ill find my other favorite one

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

    ouch, you have created a monster

    this is one of my favorite gifs though here ill find my other favorite one

    Freddy GIF - NightmareOnElmStreet Scary Freaky GIFs

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

    ouch, you have created a monster

    this one is also great
    Jason Sleeping Bag GIF - Jason SleepingBag GIFs

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    i have so many more

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    this is art > @Peasant said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @AChaoticKiller said:

    The entity set up a strip club and invited all the killers and survivors. When Dwight entered he saw the nurse serving drinks and Myers as the bartender with the pig as his assistant. When he looked to the stage he saw the hag and spirit grinding the polls. But he noticed that there was 3 polls. "Hey so uhh, where is the huntress. Shouldn't she be up on that stage." Trapper called him over and pointed to the empty poll and said "She called in sick. Whatever you do don't fall asleep, trust me. You don't want to see Freddy grinding that poor poll."

    What do you mean this is hilarious

    this thread will be the end of all of us

    this is true art
    Freddy Says Haaaay! GIF - FreddyKrueger Hay Hey GIFs

    the first image is Freddy finding out he is going to be in dead by daylight

    the second is him realizing he is the worst killer

    ouch, you have created a monster

    this one is also great
    Jason Sleeping Bag GIF - Jason SleepingBag GIFs

    Oh god what have you done

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    i have so many more

    NO DONT DO IT

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    i have so many more

    NO DONT DO IT

    i have so many more they get better and better

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    i have so many more

    NO DONT DO IT

    does this one even need words

    Freddy Krueger Player GIF - FreddyKrueger Player Game GIFs

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    you will be punished for this

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

    and we cant forget his greatest line

    Welcome To Primetime Bitch Freddy Krueger GIF - WelcomeToPrimetimeBitch FreddyKrueger Robert GIFs

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559
    edited November 2018

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    i have so many more

    NO DONT DO IT

    does this one even need words

    Freddy Krueger Player GIF - FreddyKrueger Player Game GIFs

    THATS IT PUNISHING TIME

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

    and we cant forget his greatest line

    Welcome To Primetime Bitch Freddy Krueger GIF - WelcomeToPrimetimeBitch FreddyKrueger Robert GIFs

    ok I will let that one pass, we cannot forget this

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

    i have no words fotr this one

    Gasp Surprise GIF - Gasp Surprise Shock GIFs

  • alivebydeadightalivebydeadight Member Posts: 1,559

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

    i have no words fotr this one

    Gasp Surprise GIF - Gasp Surprise Shock GIFs

    ok that one will not pass

  • friendlykillermainfriendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,166

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @alivebydeadight said:
    all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammer

    effects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
    totally realistic
    Ahhhh GIF - NightmareOnElmstreet FreddyKrueger Grab GIFs

    freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there

    i have no words fotr this one

    Gasp Surprise GIF - Gasp Surprise Shock GIFs

    ok that one will not pass

    hmm i need more

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