Hear ye, Hear ye!
So, I've been drinking a delicious rocky road rum smoothie, while I was drinking this heavenly nectar I had myself a headache with pictures, in other words a thought. "I'm gonna play my favorite video game Dead By Daylight, with my happy big boy Nemesis"
That was my goal.... until the unspeakable happened.
I que up for a match, about a thousand seconds later I get into a match with a swf team. But, they're not the problem. Oh the problem hasn't even started.
After we finished loading into the game, I get flashbang by the color of orange and hate.
That's right. We weren't in Kansas anymore, but instead we were at...
DEAR GOD NOT THE CORN!!!
Oh it was a nightmare, rows apun rows of the dreaded corn in the scorching Texan heat of this map caused my ps4 to start to cooldown with the power of a wind turbine.
There was no winning.
But thankfully, I got destroyed in a mere painful twenty minutes. (Actual time, I like to record my matches. Shut up)
I held back a tear.
"Okay. Maybe the next match will be better"
Oh hahahahaha... you stupid idiot.
I load into my next match and yet again... the dreaded orange and red.... why? Why Caldwell..?
Next match.. Caldwell...
I go to sleep, Caldwell!
I brush my teeth, what's that? They turn into Caldwell?!
I take a shower, somehow I got lost and ended up in Caldwell, naked and afraid style.
I go to Caldwell and it's ######### CALDWELL
PLEASE BHVR, I CAN'T STAND THE CORN DIMENSION ANYMORE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CORN?!
I'M DWARVENTAVERN, NOT ######### CORNELIUS MAXIMILIAN THE THIRD
A long time ago someone made a post asking killer mains if they have any maps they quit against.
I said no.
WELL YOLKS ON ME!
Edit: Yes, it's Coldwind. But until this map stops being stupid and annoying, I will refuse to say it properly.