To All Survivors
I am over it. I don't care how insignificant t-bagging is to you, the fact is, you still do it. "But Pizza they're just crouching that shouldn't bother you!" And you're right inner voice! But it does. It bothers me a lot. And what really sucks is you never know who's going to do it. You could have the most polite well behaved players in game but when they get to that exit gate they can't help themselves. "F-you" they seem to say, before I chase them out.
The last thing I want to be is a cliche. I don’t want to continue the circle of toxicity. But from now on you're getting the full wrath of my power. I'm not going to meme around. I'm not going to give up the hatch. And you can thank your fellow douchebag survivors for that.