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  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Wanna know why I'm the pig, because I'm gonna make you squeal 

    They call me the Pig because I'm fat, dirty, uncouth, and extremely pink but people still somehow find me cute.

  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    My friends pick up lines-

    Are you the hag because you teleported to my heart.

    Do you run hex ruin because you're slowling down my heart.

    Are you a spirit main because you're waaaah!

    Are you a pig main because you're sizzlin'.

    Are you the doctor because you're shocking.

    Mine -

    Call me hex ruin because I like to take things slow.
  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    "Are you the pig because I feel a bit froggy."

    (XD Sorry had to make a DBD crossover with Muppets)
  • AlwaysInAGoodShapeAlwaysInAGoodShape Member Posts: 1,300

    I Kate Neaver stop myself from Fengtisizing about you, cus I'm so Meg-a in love that I clauden'tte Quentify my love even if I Tapped into that memory that Viscontinuously on my mind with the ideal picture of my Billoved you.

  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Is your name Michael because you're always in great shape.
  • shanks3042shanks3042 Member Posts: 163
    I want to lock* you in the basement until you love me.

    *bodyblock?

  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Call me hex because when I'm done you'll be ruined.
  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    shanks3042 said:
    I want to lock* you in the basement until you love me.

    *bodyblock?

    Yeah body block sounds better and is the proper in game term.
  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-

    Are you a Freddy Main because you're the man of my dreams.
  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-
    You don't to be a Technician to flip my switch.

    When I see your aura my adrenaline get's pumping.
  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733

    @AlwaysInAGoodShape said:
    I Kate Neaver stop myself from Fengtisizing about you, cus I'm so Meg-a in love that I clauden'tte Quentify my love even if I Tapped into that memory that Viscontinuously on my mind with the ideal picture of my Billoved you.

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733

    Are you the hatch? Cause I can be your key~

  • AlwaysInAGoodShapeAlwaysInAGoodShape Member Posts: 1,300

    @Shad03

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

    It's aldwight. I'll come up with a way to put him into a sentence at a later point.

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733
    edited January 2019

    @AlwaysInAGoodShape said:
    @Shad03

    I am angry you did not include a Dwight in there.

    It's aldwight. I'll come up with a way to put him into a sentence at a later point.

    And now I am happy. Everything is davist right.

  • BillyBoiMainBillyBoiMain Member Posts: 164
    Are you The Entity? Because you like sucking a lot of things.
  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
    edited January 2019

    Are you a pallet? Because I want to throw you down and slide all over you.

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733

    I'd trap you in my basement

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733

    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 3,851

    @Shad03 said:
    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

    Honey when I make you go down you won't want to DC, you'll just sit and Marvel.

    (DBD and comic pun - cross that off my list)

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733

    @MegaWaffle said:

    @Shad03 said:
    Are you the task manager's 'End' button? Cause I wanna press you hard.

    Honey when I make you go down you won't want to DC, you'll just sit and Marvel.

    (DBD and comic pun - cross that off my list)

    I actually smiled a little.

  • PhantomMask20763PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,177

    "Are you a Jigsaw box? Because I want to put my hands all over you"

  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Are you Billy? Because you've got me all revved up.
  • Jplanas98Jplanas98 Member Posts: 311

    Are you a doctor main? Because your beauty is shocking.

  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Are you the Wraith because you hounded my heart.
  • ZombieSinAngel9ZombieSinAngel9 Member Posts: 26
    Friend-
    If you were my obsession I'd stalk you all night.

    Other friend-
    You must have a brand new part because you turned me on fast.
  • FoggyDownpourFoggyDownpour Member Posts: 286
    It's Vday! Anyone got any new spicy lines?
  • thesuicidefoxthesuicidefox Member Posts: 7,240

    Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy to s.... OH GOD MY EYES IT'S A FLASHLIGHT!

  • BiatranBiatran Member Posts: 8
    edited February 2019

    Are you a hag? cuz i can't find that hex totem you ruined my heart with.

  • HuN7r3sSHuN7r3sS Member Posts: 211
    Have no idea if anyone said this but..

    Are you a Meg? Cuz you get my Adrenaline pumping
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