Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

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  • AndusAndus Member Posts: 1

    Are you a generator? cuz I wanna work on you all night ;)

  • PharmacyPharmacy Member Posts: 29

    Can you come help me take care of my Slippery Meat? I'm too Open Handed.

  • Jack11803Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,738

    Can I be your leader? I wanna prove thyself while we bond tonight.

  • LominoLomino Member Posts: 1
    edited June 2018

    are you sprint burst? cause i want you ;)

  • foxofthestarsfoxofthestars Member Posts: 57

    These are not my own but was sent to me in Xbox messaging ;
    Girl are you a Leatherface main, cause i'm hooked and can't stop staring at you!
    Call me a camper cause ive got my eyes on you
    Wanna BBQ And chill?

  • BaysideBayside Member Posts: 36

    "Girl are you Freddy Kreuger? Because you look like you got rammed quite a few times."

  • Tombstone218Tombstone218 Member Posts: 172
    edited June 2018

    Are you The Doctor? Because you make me scream~ (yes I know it's bordering on killer but like, that's literally the game, okay?)

  • Krueger1428Krueger1428 Member Posts: 76
    Hey baby! Are you a totem?

    Cause I really enjoy the Thrill of the Hunt.
  • Mc_HartyMc_Harty Member Posts: 1,378
    edited June 2018

    Is this a dream? Cause baby, you're my Nightmare.

    ... wait...

  • Krueger1428Krueger1428 Member Posts: 76
    When a date doesn't go well, I sprint burst home and use self-care on my slippery meat.
  • RogueGoddessRogueGoddess Member Posts: 50

    I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3

    Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.

    I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD

    If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.

  • SilasSilas Member Posts: 276
    edited June 2018

    Good thing I have balanced landing... 'cause I'm falling for you.

    You can hit on me all you want, I'm dead hard.

    Would you like to see my fresh sweet willie? 'Cause baby, I'm offering.

  • ItsDaEmuDoodItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 179

    Are you the basement girl? Because once I go in, there's only one way out.

  • ItsDaEmuDoodItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 179

    Are you the Obsession? Because I like to Play With My Food.

  • HeroLivesHeroLives Member Posts: 564
    Hey survivor is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • HeroLivesHeroLives Member Posts: 564
    Hey survivor are you the last one left Bc I want you in my hatch. 
  • RogueGoddessRogueGoddess Member Posts: 50

    Hmm, I see you're down, survivor. Down to [censored].

    TMW you down a survivor and secretly say to yourself:
    If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? -insert doctor laugh here-

  • RuneStarrRuneStarr Member Posts: 740

    Your liver isn't the only thing I'll eat bby.
    -Hag

  • SilasSilas Member Posts: 276

    Come with me. I know a place we can be Quick and Quiet. ;)

  • KGStyrKGStyr Member Posts: 3

    You can be as rough as you like, baby, because I have an Iron Will

    (As a Jake main I am enjoying that way too much XD)

  • NightRaider315NightRaider315 Member Posts: 27
    Are you meg, if so can I Borrow your Time? 👍
  • Mike2550Mike2550 Member Posts: 7

    Are you running decisive strike? Because im obsessed with you~

  • GunManSpyGunManSpy Member Posts: 41

    Is your name Kate? Care to dance with me?

  • deadwolfwalkingdeadwolfwalking Member Posts: 616

    i see you're 'exposed'.... does that mean you'll 'go down' without a chase?

  • MrWeenie17MrWeenie17 Member Posts: 5
    Are you trolling me? Because I like you from behind
  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 769

    Are you Michael Myers? Because you have a Shape-ly booty.

  • IrisoraIrisora Member Posts: 155

    My heart will always boil over for you kate :love:

  • MrChillsMrChills Member Posts: 367

    Baby are you the mist because YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING IT HARD TO SEE

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