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We just NEED Ash Williams as a new survivor with a "Groovy!" perk!

Please tell us, what we have to do for you to get this licensed update? Sell our souls? Sell internal organs? Pray to Cthulhu? I'm ready for anything!

P.S. and of course description of one of the perks:
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"


  • EpicFailTryHardEpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    that would be infinitely awesome.
  • EpicFailTryHardEpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    edited July 2018
    he was in cod.  his resume' is rather impressive.
  • RaevJagerRaevJager Member Posts: 6

    C'mon, devs! TV Show was closed not so long ago. This is a perfect time to think about this survivor. He perfectly fits all the parameters in the game. And also his fanbase will bring new players.

  • EpicFailTryHardEpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.
  • RaevJagerRaevJager Member Posts: 6

    @EpicFailTryHard said:
    hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.

    With a "Necronomicon" perk!

  • EpicFailTryHardEpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.

    omg.  cellar grandma from evil dead 2.
  • EpicFailTryHardEpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    "someone is in my fruit cellar.  someone with a fresh soul!"
  • Cardinal_CopiaCardinal_Copia Member Posts: 138
    Best thing i heard today! Please do this. 

  • Doc_W__HOLLIDAYDoc_W__HOLLIDAY Member Posts: 2,346
    Only problem is, Ash would kick all the killers' asses xD
  • chemical_rejectchemical_reject Member Posts: 933

    I would love Ash as a survivor. And the killer could be deadite Nea!
  • RaevJagerRaevJager Member Posts: 6


  • Dark_WhorseDark_Whorse Member Posts: 45

    I hope it'd be a young Ash, but... I wouldn't say no to this either:

  • ItsYourBoyGuzmaItsYourBoyGuzma Member Posts: 799
    edited March 2019

    I'd honestly like it if Ash only talked when he did something interactive in-game, if that makes sense?

    Not sure if you guys played Gears of war but basically when you interact you'll get a speech dialogue. (I know characters in DBD dont talk but here's my list)

    So like Great Skillchecks -


    Shop smart shop S-mart.. Oh wait do those exist here too?

    Pallet Stun -

    Come get some!

    Suck on that Bitch

    When evil shows up it blows up

    Shoot first think never

    Ugh.. Can i help you?

    Name's Ash, HOUSEWARES...

    Hey [BAD WORD], go [BAD WORD] yourself

    You want some more? HUH!!?

    Come and get it you undead sack of [BAD WORD]!

    Swallow this!

    DS -

    Oh yeah baby! Gonna shove this right up a deadite's ass!

    *Sniff sounds* Mmm! Is that lavender?

    Hey! Don't get up.

    First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.. BLOW!

    Alright who's next? Who wants some.

    Hail to the King baby

    Spawns in on his Cabin Map-

    Honey! I'm Home!

    Okay Kid's, Play time is over.

    Klaatu Barada!.. NeeHaauraa(Coughs the last part) Aww [BAD WORD]..

    Good , Bad, I'm the guy with the gun...

    Teammates start dying

    I'm not big on goodbyes, everybody dies here... It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and i dont pay taxes so all i know is death.

    Hey hey! WAIT WAIT! You gotta understand man, I've never even saw these Assholes before!

  • MinusTheBillieMinusTheBillie Member Posts: 346

    Hail to the King, baby!

  • RaevJagerRaevJager Member Posts: 6


  • Detective_JonathanDetective_Jonathan Member Posts: 1,165

    I think their might be a special cutscene or something for the time being. Because Bruce was seen in the studio and it sounded like he was talking to someone. So if anything it might be the survivors explaining the whole thing too him and him being the douchey guy he is just mocks them like it's nothing lol.

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