We just NEED Ash Williams as a new survivor with a "Groovy!" perk!
Please tell us, what we have to do for you to get this licensed update? Sell our souls? Sell internal organs? Pray to Cthulhu? I'm ready for anything!
P.S. and of course description of one of the perks:
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"