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ShyN3koShyN3ko Member Posts: 1,616

Survivor Perk

Sexy and Useless:

You wear only a towel.

"This will be a meta perk,trust me" ~ ShyN3ko



  • PiiFreePiiFree Member Posts: 1,120

    Survivor and Killer perk:


    Make a grimace.

    Has 10 seconds cooldown after use.

  • Shad03Shad03 Member Posts: 3,733
    edited April 15

    What's gravity?

    The next/3/all survivors that you mori will all suddenly float up into the sky. If there is a ceiling in the way they are stuck onto it. (Tier 3 Only) Any survivors who bleed out float up.

    "Pfft. Who'd even use this?"


    Go Cry to The Forums

    Whenever a survivor dcs, they are sent to the Dead by Daylight forums with a account already made, where a thread is created stating they dced (only if they used the leave match option). (Tier 3 Only) On the occasion that a survivor uses the leave match option, the screen will instead just open the Dead by Daylight forums without actually leaving the match.

    "Survivor tears are so refreshing."


  • PoweasPoweas Member Posts: 4,593
    edited April 15

    You think the killer is a joke, use key 3 to clap for the killer and spam them with sound notifications.

    "Baby killer, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Ochido

    Bitch slap

    You bitch slap the killer and stun them for 50 seconds. Causes exhaustion for 3/2/1 seconds.

    "Well, why isn't this in the game? It makes sense to fight back." - Poweas.


    Middle finger (surv)

    Pressing key 3 does the middle finger, which gives you each time 100/200/300 BPs within the killer's terror radius when done in front of him/her.

    "Fuk this loser" - BACKSTABBER.

  • Auron471Auron471 Member Posts: 692
    edited April 15

    Hex: Survivor pudding

    The killer eats too much pudding and becomes too fat to walk through doors.

    "Just one more cup" - The Clown

    Fighter: The survivors mori the Legion

    "[BAD WORD] this kid" - Survivors

  • KillermainBTWm8KillermainBTWm8 Member Posts: 3,975

    I am going to report you for camping!- Whenever you camp as killer it automatically bans you for 24 hours giving the survivors 1 mil blood points each and also redirects you to civ and the survivor rule book.

  • KillermainBTWm8KillermainBTWm8 Member Posts: 3,975

    Perfectly balanced as all things should be: Whenever there is a 4 man swf it adds an option to allow one of your friends to join for kwf-"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe" Thanos.

  • ShrekIsHotShrekIsHot Member Posts: 2,753
    edited April 15


    Live Hard

    When pressing your active ability button, you dash forward, a successful hit on a survivor automatically puts them in the dying state.

    Live Hard has a cool down of 60/50/40.

    edited April 15

    "Void" (surv/killer)

    Takes 1 perk slot and does absolutely nothing but increasing total BPs a 15/20/25/30% when using 1, 2, 3 or 4 slots, also as void offering for an extra total of 40% only when using the other 4 void perks

  • No_Cluie_LouisNo_Cluie_Louis Member Posts: 1,069

    Wake up

    So essentially you see the exit ga- No_Cluie_Louis has been banned from the forums

  • TheHoodiedOneTheHoodiedOne Member Posts: 7,773


    You take out binoculars and see different animal figures

    "Because animals are fUn"-Hoodedfengm1n

  • No_Cluie_LouisNo_Cluie_Louis Member Posts: 1,069

    This is one of the funniest things i've ever read lmao

  • ChordycepsChordyceps Member Posts: 159
    edited April 15

    "Psyche" (Killer)

    When you put a survivor on a hook, they are instead teleported onto the hook furthest away from you.

    "Karma" (Killer)

    Whenever a survivor crouches too many times in a short time span while in a chase, the entity comes out of nowhere, killing the survivor himself and granting the killer 50k bloodpoints.

  • DingDongsDingDongs Member Posts: 478
    edited April 15

    "Salty" (Killer)

    Gain more bloodpoints bonus for each rage quitter. Multiply x2/x3/x4 of each quitter.

    "No perks" (Survivor)

    You and your killer can't use or activate 2/3/4 perks eternity

  • Adonisadon234Adonisadon234 Member Posts: 147

    [BAD WORD] your fun:

    On the next ocasion that you teabag, genrush or bully the killer, that killer will quit the game and unistall it.


  • ShrekIsHotShrekIsHot Member Posts: 2,753

    Hex: Lucky Lottery

    Breaking any totem on the map grants that survivor a random status effect and causes their aura to be revealed for 5 seconds.

    "Doesn't feel too good now, does it?" -ShrekIsHot.

  • BossBoss Member, Trusted Posts: 7,589

    Devour Hope without the Hex mechanic.

  • fluffybunnyfluffybunny Member Posts: 2,161

    "Weatherman" (Survivor)

    Every 30/40/60 seconds, the perk will activate if snow or rain is present.

    "Nice weather we're having, huh?"

    "Big Fan" (Both)

    Gain a stackable bonus of 15% while in the presence of the opposition. Stacks up to 100%

    "Um, excuse me? Can I have an autograph."

  • GrootDudeGrootDude Member, Trusted Posts: 12,360
    edited April 15

    You need a hug!

    After stunning the killer jump back over the pallet a hug the killer.

    Hugs reduce the pain--TreemanXD

    NO U

    When a survivor tries to drop a pallet on you instead you catch it and throw it at the survivor while screaming “NO U!”

    NO U-TreemanXD

  • JoannaVOJoannaVO Member Posts: 747

    The cringe here gives me goosebumps

  • clunkerclunker Member Posts: 8

    “Urban Crows” (Survivor)

    After you get hooked, press the active ability button to give three perma crows to Urban Evasion Nea and Claudettes across the map.

    ”Stop hiding and get on a gen!” -random survivor

  • ShyN3koShyN3ko Member Posts: 1,616
  • EninyaEninya Member Posts: 930

    Hex: Third Seal

    "Gets cleansed before you can put it on more than two people."

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