If Michael Myers broke his silence and "talked" what would he say?
Mushwin
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So in the films, Michael didn't speak form the age of 5....after all this time, if Myers could say anything, throughout the films, even in the game, what do you think he would say?
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@Mushwin since you statet that he stopped talking from age 5, he will probably say smth like:
"Are we there yet?"
Lore-wise, I don't think Michael Myers would ever say anything.
His silence is symbolic of, and integral to, his mystery. For The Shape, being an unknown is his character. If he broke his silence it would de-mystify him. He would become less mysterious, less supernatural, and less frightening. Additionally, I don't think that the established character of Michael Myers would have anything to say.
The only possible exception, in my opinion, would be if Michael said something to Laurie. If he ever spoke to anyone, it would be to her. I have no idea what he would say to her, but she's the only person (besides Jamie, who is no longer canon) that Michael has an emotional connection to.
Even then it would only work if the audience/reader/whatever were kept in the dark about what he says to her. It would have to stay an unknown for the character to remain mysterious and scary.
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