Home› Dead by Daylight Forums› Discussions› Off-topic

Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

1356

Comments

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Are you the Wraith? Because it looks like you eat wood regularly.

  • azazerazazer Member Posts: 446
    Stalks in Myers
  • ThatbrownmonsterThatbrownmonster Member Posts: 1,640

    I want to get Evil within you ;)

  • 8BITLORD8BITLORD Member Posts: 27

    Are you hurt? Because id tunnel you all day long.

  • ShesArebel88ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234

    Take me to the dungeon and ill give you some slippery meat 🙈

  • ShesArebel88ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234

    -Oh your hooked? I'll come get you off...
    *hurry up I'm struggling here
    -I'm coming
    *already? Well that was disappointing
    🙈🙈🙈

  • ShesArebel88ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234

    @RogueGoddess said:
    I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3

    Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.

    I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD

    If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.

    That last one... Pure gold lmao

  • IronWolf115IronWolf115 Member Posts: 672

    Are you a Leatherface main? Because I wanna go camping with you.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    Is your name Laurie? Because I'll stalk your bush.
    Loving intensifies

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    I don't know about BBM but I'll show you how I SWF.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • ShesArebel88ShesArebel88 Member Posts: 234

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
    Freddy: Bill Cosby.
    Who needs pickup lines

  • ItsDaEmuDoodItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192
    edited July 2018

    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    Post edited by ItsDaEmuDood on
  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    That’s actually really good tbh

  • ItsDaEmuDoodItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.

    That’s actually really good tbh

    I love you.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    I'm not a freak in the sheets like Freddy
    Or a silent romantic like Myers
    But baby like a good Billy I'll make you go down 8-)

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

  • MegaWaffleMegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

    Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @MegaWaffle said:

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @MegaWaffle said:
    Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good. :(

    The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.

    Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!

    I know a guy who’d probably be willing to do that first part for you.

  • RuneStarrRuneStarr Member Posts: 850
    Are you running ruin? Cuz I wanna rub that bone until it explodes. 
  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Hey baby, come join me in bed tonight and I’ll cheat on my girl more than I cheat on Dead By Daylight.

  • BeardedragonBeardedragon Member Posts: 425

    @Runiver said:
    Are you called Meg ? Because you look #########.

    ...

    ..

    .

    Sorry, I did the best I can, I'm not the romantic or cheesy kind.

    ROFL COPTER!

  • FIEND8LOODEDFIEND8LOODED Member Posts: 334

    Are you repairing gens? Because you're getting me fired up~

  • No_Mither_No_ProblemNo_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Are you looping me? Because my lust for you is Tier 3.

  • PhantomMask20763PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Are you a clown main because you make my weasel go POP
  • RuneStarrRuneStarr Member Posts: 850
    I don't need to be in treatment mode to make you scream ;)
  • DeathSparkDeathSpark Member Posts: 41

    Girl, do you have Leader/Vigil?Because i cant stay away from you

  • SquirtleSurgeon1SquirtleSurgeon1 Member Posts: 70

    I'll always run left behind, because I want it to be only me and you <3

    I.... I'm sorry

Sign In or Register to comment.