Title. Let’s hear some stories, I’ll crack out the pop corn.
For my other survivor friends, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen a killer do?
A Pig guarding the chest in the basement. She didn't try to kill anyone, she just would not let anyone touch that chest. Stayed down there by it the whole match.
I'm guessing she was memeing or just trying to depip, but yeah it was bizarre and funny.
As Ghostface I exposed a survivor and they ran at me, got downed, and dced. The weirdest things happen when you play Ghostface or against him.
As survivor I was messing with a Spirit on a hill. She wouldn't leave a gen. I saw that she was standing still and phasing to me so I hid somewhere on the hill. The Spirit proceeds to look around on the hill and she was literally dancing around me. I kept staying right behind her then she gave up the search and I did the gen as she left.
I came across a cult of basement worshipers, all with their own unique names.
(Name's not blurred because it's not name shaming, plus they're obviously throw away names.)
Basically, what they did was protect the basement while the "basement protector" tried to keep me from going into the basement and harming the "Worshipers of the Basement Hook" or the "Worshipers of the Basement"
They all had their own little objectives with their name, and the protector kept the intruder out, while one of them was designated to "not be in the basement" while one of them was always supposed to be in the basement.
This was Pre-Rework Freddy, so I could easily walk past the protector lol... In the end I just let them go because I thought it was more funny than weird.
It was still weird though, but it was that funny kind of weird.
I saw survivors running at me multiple times as nurse. I didn't even thought about charging a blink and they ran at me. Weird af.
Whenever they give their life to me.
I can only recall about 2 instances in 2k hours.
Here's another story I like to call... The Tale of the Stubborn Nea and the Stubborn Meg...
(This image was also before Freddy's rework, but this one actually does have their names blacked out because its a image I already edited beforehand way back.)
Basically it was a regular match, nothing weird happened. But all of a sudden i'm getting visual and noise notifications that the crows give off so I went towards it...
Turns out, it was a Nea and a Meg body blocking each other because they both didn't want to move out of the way for the other Survivor to pass... So they were in a stalemate like that long after the Survivor on the hook died, and just stood there until I decided who would live or die.
I messaged them and had this whole conversation happen right when I found them the first time... so I was literally talking to them both while they explained why they wouldn't move for the other person.
In the end, I told them both i'd flip a coin to see who would life and who would die. If it lands on your side, you die. So Nea took heads, and Meg took tails... it came up Heads, and I hooked Nea and she died soon after.
Than Meg escaped and that was that. Obviously Nea wasn't happy about that (They were obviously faking the anger, it wasn't genuine anger) and they said they wanted tails instead of heads and it was forced on them.
In the end, I told them The Entity picked for you and thus ended the tale of the Stubborn Nea and the Stubborn Meg...
unhook survivor right in front of my face.
and call me tunnul.
survivor looted a chest Infront of a bill and the bill disconnected turns on he had a item build
I met a Dwight cult once. 3 of them default Dwight, the last one default besides the Dweard head cosmetic. They'd just get off the gen and stare at me as I approached, and slowly walk in a line from gen to gen. Good times honestly 😄
I was chasing a survivor when has I was hitting the survivor someone cleanse haunted ground and they got down.
Has I was carrying them to a hook 2 other came trying to bodyblock (haunted ground still active) I instantly down them both and hook the first person.
Has I pick up the second I spot Claudette running to the hooked survivor (haunted ground is still active) so I drop the second person and succesfully grab her.
Then they all dc.
I was playing has the Hag and it all happened so early in the game I didn't even have time to set up my traps properly. I was around purple ranks at the time.
I saw a Jake try hiding behind a thin little tree. Also got in the basement and saw 3 survs. spinning around the basement hook xD
I am guilty of doing this with Pig. It's a fun time.
DS me, teabag me, then immediately run right into a bear trap.
Dead Hard into a hook!
Sometimes I go in match, bring "Alert", an intentionally slam every pallet down I see. Then I like seeing the Killer wreck all my pallets. I ruin the game for everyone and it's great.
In different games, I had a Adam who thought he was a blendette, a feng who wanted me to tunnel a Dwight So she could get his key, a stand-off with head on Nancy, a bill who would sandbag teammates any chance he got, a team of David’s who kept dead Harding into walls, an entire team who didn’t remove there RBTs, a Steve who started mending the second I hit him with FF and who didn’t stop after I deactivated FF right in front of him, and many, many more.
Weird times to teabag
There are the matches where the survivors run around like headless chickens. Those are the quickest 4k's.
One time i downed someone right next to a hook and the other 3 survivors wanted to body block me, this lead to 2 hooks and 2 injured.
Its crazy how sometimes survivors can be absolute genius' with balls of steel and sometimes they're potatoes.
A wraith couldn’t catch me so he made « signals »of farm, I accepted, he catched me -> dstrike -> he dc :/
The Cult of Dwight has visited me a few times. I killed them all.
Strangest thing I saw was a Bubba defending the basement chest and he had insidious, I was playing in a 3 man so I chilled around and watched what would happen. The random Nea came down there and kept pointing at him and the chest, as soon as she entered the animation to open it she was immediately obliterated by the saw. When he hooked her and everyone saw we all just sat there and pointed at her, she died and that was it.
Well, lets just say Crouch parade, and I was the ghostface
When something in the game glitches out too heavily in favour of the killer, I tend to let the survivors meme around. World holes were a blast.
Weirdest single thing I found, though? One survivor, clearly good at looping, apparently had a build to find other survivors and kept leading me to them. She helped me hunt them down, then went so stealth that it took me 20 minutes after the last one was dead to find her. She'd also brought a key, but basically let herself die anyway.
As a killer I had a Dwight that ran into the corner of Mother's Dwelling map, when he was closer to the corner he tried to blind me with the flashlight in open field. I was using Plague so started hitting him with the Vile Purge (I had the daily and wanted the Adept as well), when I was holding the button to use it again, he tried to blind me but failed because I hitted him again with Vile Purge. He was broken so I hitted him and hook him (There was one more but was already hooked). He was salty in the post chat saying that I didn't know how to play because I used a broken killer, it was hillarious because I was bad as Plague and made a lot of mistakes as well.
Once had a strange trapper game. 2 gens were done by the time I got the first hook to the basement, killer shack in themiddle of the cornfield. I trapped the window outside already before in game and when I came up from the hook, I trapped the middle of the room, where the direct lines from door to door and from stairs to window cross.
I went out to kick a gen, turning around and seeing a survivor heading to the shack. Followed him and hit him at the door, he was rushing down the stairs. Still could see him, when the unhook happened, soon after all 4 survivors getting out of the basement. A bit of body blocking and slashing ended up in two downed and two trapped survivors. After I thought "gawd, 1 hook and 2 gens done", literally 20 seconds later the game was over.
My brother played against 4 Lauries with OoO on Temple map. First a normal game and then the memes started. I started looking over his shoulder when he was directing the Lauries with the trapper. Then positioned in front of the temple, when they all stepped at the same time into 4 traps between the entrance pillars.
Later when EGC was running, they gathered inside the temple. All bleeding, walking around the middle circle to paint a bloody line around it and placing all their items in the middle. They pointed at my brother to step into a trap in the middle, while they all stepped into 4 traps around the middle, staying trapped until the entity took them all.