You don't have to be dad to Breakdown in laughter at some of these. XD
It's a good way to Bond to each other.
This thread might get a bit of an Overwhelming Presence here, not to mention the Mad Grit you need to make some of these puns. Gimme a minute, I feel a Second Wind coming on.
Trying to be a Leader? You'll need more than just being Streetwise. You're going to have to Up the Ante. You'll need Tenacity to be the best. Trust me, I'm not going to create any Diversions here. I'll take on your challenge Head On. This isn't just me trying my best. I'll get a Second Wind after your response. Try me, I have the Inner Strength.
This thread's going to Bamboozle some people, but that's puns for you. I understand if you have some Infectious Fright from reading this. It'll place some Cruel Limits.
Sorry for my lack of empathy, I'm not a good leader, but show some resilience, we'll make it, you're not a lightweight are you? I think it's time to prove thyself that you're no slippery meat with some botany knowledge, it no time for urban evasion, you need to get some adrenaline, or you'll boil over and lose your ace in the hole, that happens and you'll be on borrowed time needing some aftercare, stay alert and buckle up cause you're not dead hard, so dance with me and have a calm spirit, hope that there's no one left behind, or we must face this head on, I'm fixated on my inner strength, my object of obsession, and be street wise, or go to the pharmacy, those didn't make sense just needed a diversion, bit of a flip-flop really, but with an iron will I will up the ante or get left behind, no need to breakdown, I don't need a babysitter because I'm unbreakable, but this thread is always better together and we're gonna live forever, just need a window of opportunity for the next set of perks but fear I'll ruin it and cause agitation, in the mean time I'll get some barbecue and chili with a bloodhound, this comment is distressing but it's my nurse's calling, after that bad one I hear a bitter murmur, it's just the cruel limits that causes a dying light, let's all push through with brutal strength and nothing will devour hope, just don't go through the haunted grounds, in there you hear a huntress lullaby and then no one escapes death, just some mad grit to be at this point now, I'm hiding in an iron maiden, a mindbreaker but sometimes you got to make your choice, after leaving, I could hear whispers and I checked the nearby surveillance, I saw an unrelenting being cause thrilling tremors, but to bamboozle you all, don't play with your food, that was cheap, I don't expect you to remember me, im enduring this all with an iron grasp, but j saved the best for last as it's time to fire up the oven, in the thrill of the hunt and my train as a deerstalker, I got food, I felt like a predator and it must of felt an overwhelming presence, but I'm a sloppy butcher so the meat wasn't cut great, not that it matters cause there was a surge and I feel an unnerving presence, I hope I'm undetectable otherwise I think I might end up broken and mangled, if I'm lucky enough to escape probably still get a hemorrhage, the darkness has me blind, and I'm hindered after hunting, but little did I know I'll be left with a deep wound cause I was oblivious to the killer and got hooked, now to be a survivor and get free, get my flashlight and stun him, a medkit is nearby, should help with my injury, just need my toolbox and map and I'll make it out fine, oh no, I forgot my key, he is probably following me home
I'd love to come up with one but right now I'm busy with my slippery meat. 🤔
You'r going to have to Make Your Choice
This thread is showing the evil within us
Let's have some more. I'm all ears.👂👂
My brain cells are hemorrhaging.
Be careful, a bloodhound might be around
2 FOR ONE BUDDY!
Well I'm no Doctor, but I think ya'll have the Carter's Spark.
Well, that was pretty bad, looks like I'll have to give some Aftercare to whatever I might say next. I'm a Blackened Catalyst for bad puns, but my puns tend to cause a Discordance.
I'm sorry, I'll put my Night Shroud and walk away D:
Most of these puns provide great Perks to our enjoyment, but do we have the Tenacity to leave the Small Game behind?
It's time to Add-On a new layer of difficulty. Hopefully, if I fail, I'll have soft landing like in Dead Fly Mud. Please no Cold Dirt!
I'm DCing from the matrix.
Show your inner strength and fight back then!
Don't be Fixated by bad puns, cause We're Gonna Live Forever.
My puns are of the abyss, don't worry they are kept under very cruel limits
Do pick up lines work?
I may not be strong and silent like Myers
I may not be a freak in the sheets like Freddy
But baby like a good Billy' I'll make you go down.
Well now you've gone and done it! We're just clowning around, but your Coulrophobia is evident!
Now those of us with an Insidious streak are gonna Tunnel you! And don't expect it to be a Furtive Chase either. No, we're gonna come at ya Dead Hard!
We're not trying to be mean though. It's just for the Thrill Of The Hunt!
As long as it's a joke or pun then yes, and I that was a good one
Watch out screaming like that may give the rest of us an Infectious Fright!
Dad: Should we grill up sausages with the BBQ & Chili?
Me: Eww! No! That’s the Wurst!
Sorry bud. You’ve become our Object of Obsession!
Join us, we'll live forever, you get all the aftercare you could ask for, and you will no longer need to fear the whispers